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[brb_war]

*A US military copter flies low to the ground coming out of nowhere and hovers only a few feet off the ground while a single soldier jumps out decked out in full drab camo utility uniform, belts of ammo criss-crossing over his chest, and carrying a M16 rifle in his arms ready to shoot at a moment's notice. He crouches low as he runs from the copter

Comments

[floweroverthere]

*Oh god, it's just raining Al's in HQ*

[brb_war]

I might have to shoot a few doppelgangers.

[red_underthebed]

I'm sorry for judging you so quickly, Alfred. You're my favorite one now. &hearts And when you have shot them all I will be waiting for you

[brb_war]

Yeah, waiting in hell, right?

[chairman_yao]

Not Hell, Kolkhoz

[red_underthebed]

May Alfred's muscles burn from hard labor and his lungs choke in the sulfur from the latrines!

[chairman_yao]

*swoon*

[brb_war]

... If I survive, can I be a super power?

[red_underthebed]

Of course not, America-kun. It's best to get such silly thoughts out of your mind as soon as possible.

[chairman_yao]

Would you stop contradicting me in front of the capitalists!? It confuses them. They aren't the smartest Nations around

[red_underthebed]

Capitalists are more tolerable when they're confused. It makes their disillusioned people easier to convert. *so ready to bust out his Das Kapital audiobook on the Recession!countries' populations*

[chairman_yao]

Yes. Just a warning though, you will need actual super powers to survive Ivan's labor camps

[red_underthebed]

*dashing!catch* Darling, Alfred is rotting in Kolhoz--dead and gone forever! He can no longer get in between us because I can't randomly run off with him anymore what?

[chairman_yao]

*caught red-handed* It is wonderful to hear finally th-WHAT!? You dog! You revisionist DOG! First my sister, then Alfred!? HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME!

[red_underthebed]

[*Aww, that's the best kind of catch. Ivan dashingly!kisses that communist hand* It is, I have been waiting so long for this da--Well...it was very dark that time too? LIKE A NUCLEAR WINTER~]

[chairman_yao]

[*lets his hand be dashingly!kissed, might as well* So drunk dark you could not tell the difference between me and Alfred? That's some darkness. You need to be careful ...the last time it was that dark for me, drinks were had, India was there... and few months later, Tibet happened. I GUESS THIS EXPLAINS THAT ALASKA KID FOLLOWING YOU AROUND ALL THE TIME. GOD, WHY DOES IT KEEP SAYING IT CAN SEE YOU FROM OVER THERE?]