Francis is lying, pale-faced, in a puddle of blood.

[amour_coeur]

No, he is not dead. He is only on his way. He has been bleeding through his nose.

He has finally developed those photographs he had Picardy take; if any other nation sees them, it spells disaster for la République française. For they are all double-developed, and are all nudes. To some extent. Of everybodyBut he has walked into Headquarters,

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[tomatatas]

[It's... a dead man? Ha funny it looks like France. But with a beard. Haha.

Lovina kicks the frenchman in the side, testing to see if he's really dead. It shouldn't hurt that much...]

[amour_coeur]

Oof.

[Francis opens his eyes and--ahhh, amour...]

Cherie, darling, you look somehow familiar...

[tomatatas]

[It speaks French. It looks like France. And this place does have a male Spain.]

France?

[amour_coeur]

Mm, yes? [Holds out his hand]

[tomatatas]

Hmph. [Denied. Instead Lovina just turns and stomps away. Hopefully he's too dead to follow.]

[amour_coeur]

[Francis sits up and looks around dizzily, sees the beautiful girl leaving...]

Attesa!

((ooc: /babelfish italian))

[tomatatas]

[Ohhhh no. We are not waiting just so you can grope us you stupid perverted frenchwo- man. Frenchman.]

No! Andate via!

[No! Go away!

Personally I use google translate...]

[amour_coeur]

[Hmph. Francis can be a gentleman if he wants.]

I simply want to know how it is that I know you, my dear.

[tomatatas]

[Oh don't make us laugh. No really, it might kill us :/]

Sono Lovina. Romana. Sud Italia.

("I am Lovina. Romana. South Italy.")

[amour_coeur]

((ooc: my head-francis is very much a gentleman orz))

Lovin...a?

[Realization dawns on his face.]

Since when have you...?

[tomatatas]

((My head France is the same pretty much. As well as being an awesome papa orz. Lovina just doesn't think the same XD))

Since birth you idiota!

[Blushing slightly and we're stomping away.]

[amour_coeur]

[Francis leans back, sadly watching her go]

[weakly] Do stop by again...

[tomatatas]

[Comes stomping back a few minutes later before hurling a towel and a bottle of water at you. See, we can be helpful... >.>]

There.

[amour_coeur]

[Gets towel in face and bottle of water very close to groin]

Umf--

Thank you. [Wipes face, sips at water]

Tell me... where you are from, is there... a female version of me?

[tomatatas]

[She was actually aiming the water bottle to hit your head believe or not. Oh well. Next time.]

Si. I take it I am a male in your world?

[amour_coeur]

You are.

If you tell me more about my alternative self, I will return the favor.