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[colonialdays]

*is crouching outside (again), drawing in the dirt with a stick. In fact, he's more or less wearing an extra coating of fresh DIRT, but hey -- it's better than inside, right

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[ihasachezburger]

*Chuckles lightly*

Those are really cool, Al.

[colonialdays]

*turns around, all smiles! but mostly dirt and mud and EARTH*

See, I drew you extra big!

[ihasachezburger]

*LOOKS LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN!*

Oh yeah, we're holding hands with everyone else.

[colonialdays]

'course we are! *hunches over to doodle something else*

[ihasachezburger]

Awww... *so, fuckin' cute!*

I always sleep better when we share a bed.

[colonialdays]

Yeaaah, sometimes I can't sleep alone! 'specially in the dark. It's too hard.

[ihasachezburger]

... A night light would have helped back then.

[colonialdays]

What's that?

... you mean like the full moon? Don't werewolves come out when it's like that, though?

[ihasachezburger]

It's like a little lantern you stick on the wall to keep the room from being completely dark at night. It never goes out.

I... haven't seen a werewolf yet but hey still might be out there during full moons.

[colonialdays]

*!!* Like magic?? *wtf is technology*

....*SCARED NOW THANKS*

[ihasachezburger]

Yeah, I guess you could say electricity's 'magic.'

... *ISN'T GOING CAMPING DURING A FULL MOON. EVER.*

[colonialdays]

Do you have a "Night Light" in your room, Alfred?

I heard vampires like the full moon, too.... *MAN THEY ARE SO BRAVE*

[ihasachezburger]

Y-yeah, just don't tell anyone though. It's a secret.

I don't know... but vampires and werewolves are natural enemies. Like cats and dogs. *TOTALLY*

[colonialdays]

Okay! *whispers*...can I sleep next to it next time I sleep in your room, though?

D-doesn't that make it worse? 'Cause then they're out and angry! *OTHER MEN CAN'T COMPREHEND JUST HOW VALIANT THEY REALLY ARE*

[ihasachezburger]

Of course.

We'll be okay as long as we're not in Transylvania... *THEY ARE HEROES*

[colonialdays]

*quickly draws more art in the dirt!*