we're in your dressing room, taking your vital regions

[motherpreussen]

[ if you walk in this hall, you can probably see Prussia as he finishes putting up a banner ] [ he looks highly pleased with himself ] [ in it, you can read: ]

PROPERTY OF THE TRIPLE PRUSSIAN EMPIRE

[ or the equivalent of blinking sparkles in real life ] [that's right, we are taking over your HQ - what are you going to do about it? ][ ooc: the

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[rossiya_red]

[The Russian stared at the banner for a few moments, a thoughtful smile on his face as he looked around for a marker, contemplating on whether to cross out of "P" in "Prussian" or not. For now, he was sort of distracted by the amount of sparkles, though.] Hmm..~~

[motherpreussen]

[ notices Russia ] [ DETERMINED TO GET YOUR VITAL REGIONS ]

YOU! It's time to surrender to the AWESOME that is ME!

[rossiya_red]

[Eyebrows raised for a moment, his smile faltered, and then stuck in place.] It'd been quite a while since he'd dealt with Prussia] Hm..? Ahahaha~ What was that, Prussia? You want to, ah, surrender to me..? [Either he had major selective hearing, or he was simply trying to anger the other.]

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[motherpreussen]

[ pauses for a moment, considering...]

[motherpreussen]

DON'T MESS WITH ME, ASSHOLE! YOU will become one with the GREAT PRUSSIAN EMPIRE! [ ready to fight you ] [ watch for his old-fashioned sword ]

1/2

[rossiya_red]

Ah..?

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[rossiya_red]

Surely I'm hearing you wrong, Prussia..~? Ahahaha..Everyone will be one with me, not with a dead nation like, ah, you..[His smile was now wide enough to crack, eyes wide, and a hand reaching for his trusty AK-47 that was always strapped to his back. ..Not that he'd need it, no, he was certain that if it came down to fighting, he'd win with only his bare, or, ah, gloved hands.]

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[motherpreussen]

[ ...R-RIGHT THIS ISN'T SCARY AT ALL ]

Things have changed, Russland!! The time for us has come!! So BACK DOWN AND GIVE IN!!

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[rossiya_red]

[ Not at all~ ]

Mmn..Have things really changed that much, Prussia? [A small giggle escaped him, swaying back and fourth] Perhaps, ah, you'd like it to be like old times, hm? Back when you were in my house..I'm sure that could, ah, be arranged..~ [His voice was painfully high now, a hand gripped around his gun, though he had yet to remove it.]

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[motherpreussen]

[ ... ]

YOU'LL BE THE LAST ON A SERIES OF CONQUESTS!!!

[this isn't retiring at all!!

[rossiya_red]

I'll be waiting..~

[thelonelyawesme]

No. YOU need to SURRENDER to US! THE AWESOME ALLIANCE! HAHAHAHA!

Hurry up, big-boned loser. We don't have all day!

[rossiya_red]

What was that, Prussia..? Ahaha..care to repeat that..?