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[herotoyouall]

[walks in with something big in his hands] [before you know it, he puts this on a table: ]

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[ricotomate]

Is that a. Giant hamburger?

[herotoyouall]

[smiles] Of course not, Spain! To the untrained eye, it might seem that way, BUT [tells him to move closer] it is actually a CAKE!

[ricotomate]

[nods] I see, I see! That makes sense!

[ricotomate]

[reaches out to grab some icing...] It's kind of. Well it's really you!! Can I try it?

[honorifics]

... [ snaps a photo of it ]

[herotoyouall]

[this of course feeds his ego] DO YOU LIKE IT?

[honorifics]

It... looks slightly more edible than your other cakes.

[herotoyouall]

It looks GLORIOUS! Do you want a piece???

[lazy_gamer]

*weeps in joy* Tonight we'll feast!!

[herotoyouall]

Damn right!! [if you look like him, he's too in love with his cake to notice]

[lazy_gamer]

I'll get the forks, knives and plates while you get some ice-cream! I'll help make sure that this is one of the most awesome and heroic cakes ever eaten!

[herotoyouall]

[points to the plates behind the huge-ass cake] This cake is too AMERICAN to eat with ice-cream, man. We have to taste it to its fullest extent!

[justchilleh]

... What in the world?

[herotoyouall]

It's MY present to the world, Canada. [obviously thinks this is true]

[justchilleh]

Just... what exactly is in this hamburger cake of yours?

Looks as unhealthy as the real thing... or worse.

[herotoyouall]

Oh, some chocolate cake, cream, chocolate frosting... [waves his hand] It doesn't matter! It's good!

[notalfredeh]

[walks in. looks at the creation curiously]

Alfred...

[herotoyouall]

[turns around] Yes??

[wait] Didn't I just talk to you?

[notalfredeh]

You're talking to me now, eh? [continues looking confused]

What is that?

[herotoyouall]

[stares at him for a moment before going "eh!" and shrugging]

THIS, my dear Canada, is the best cake to have ever been provided to anybody. You should try a piece!