It's not Jerk-UK's so obviously it belongs to Sealand!

[peter_kirkland]

Peter blinked, staring in bewilderment at the building in front of him. He looked behind him, nope no door... He could have SWORN Arthur had just tossed him in the storage room as punishment for some shenanigan he may or may not have had anything to do with.. but as soon as he had crossed the dreaded threshold to the realm of boring and no fun

Comments

[nouveaunorth]

[Witnesses the scene and goes up closer out of concern]

... I-I don't think that's very nice. This place belongs to everyone.

[peter_kirkland]

Whoa! You're really tiny!

[he shakes his head quickly, focus focus! He has a job here to do! Conquering this mysterious territory known as the HQ! He can not allow tiny people to sidetrack him!]

Hey, someone's gonna claim this place sooner or later! Better me then certain other people!

[nouveaunorth]

That's against the rules though! The people who worked hard to make this place would feel as though they've been stolen from. Bad things would happen if you try, I heard!

[peter_kirkland]

There are rules in this place?! But I didn't get a manual! And it wouldn't be stealing per se... just a... um... transfer of ownership! Yeah! That's it!

[he can't help thinking too, that the little guy looks REALLY familiar...]

Hey, what's your name anyways? You sorta look like someone I know.

[son_of_magyar]

You're as bad as Gilbert.
Other people were here first, it's not yours.

[peter_kirkland]

Gilbert? That dork wishes he could be as ace as I am!

Not my fault no one else tried a takeover before I got here!

[son_of_magyar]

I agree, Gilbert is a dork.

How can you be so sure?

[peter_kirkland]

Gut instincts of course!

[peter_kirkland]

Uhwaaah! What?! I said I'm claiming this HQ place as my own! If you ask nicely I'll even make you my underling!

YES! owo

[peter_kirkland]

MY UNDERLING! I'll need lots and lots of them when I rule the world! I'll even make you my head underling~ It's a great honor you know!

[misterunionjack]

Keep up that attitude, lad, and I'll reconsider having dessert made for you tonight.

1/2

[peter_kirkland]

Do you think the promise of sweets can really halt someone on the path to world domination?!

[He is taken by the sudden urge to laugh maniacally.]

[peter_kirkland]

Though since you happened to mention it what were you planning on making?

[misterunionjack]

Depending on how much you test my patience, Peter Kirkland, it's either no sweets or a sodding ruler. Should you decide to be a good boy, I'll make you sticky toffee pudding. Understood?