THERE IS A PHONE

[il_se_souvient]

*It is not the first of April, so you should be unsuspecting of what this could all mean.
One of the rooms of the HQ is empty, except for a phone right in the middle of it.

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[justchilleh]

[ Looks at the phone. ]

Who on earth would leave this here.

........

[ Answers it. ]

Hello, Matthew speaking---

In his best (or worst) Parisian imitation, which you may or may not find a bit exaggerated

[il_se_souvient]

Bonjour, Matthieu. 'ow are you dooing?

[justchilleh]

[ That voice tone sure sounds familiar but whatever. ]

It's Matthew, not Matthieu. Matthieu is some arrogant and stubborn francophone living at my home. And I guess I'm fine. You? Would I be able to ask who I'm talking to?

[il_se_souvient]

*amn! Not as planned as well as he'd thought! Too bad the guy was not like Palin*

Matthieu 'as clearlee ze right language zough, mon chéri~~ Don't you recognize me~?

[fortress_tan]

[stares at the phone... he reeeeaaaally want to answer it. He never get to answer the phone! Usually because he has a tendency to forget to tell his brother about calls... but ah he can't help it! Grinning he reaches over and picks it up.]

Hullo! Kirkland residence!

[He answers it just like his brother taught him!]

/sounding more like a lunatic transexual than a sensual woman but he tries, he tries!

[il_se_souvient]

Helllooooo~

it's lost on him~

[fortress_tan]

HELLOOOOO!

[il_se_souvient]

Hey cutie~ You alone?

[missyswissy]

{Vashelle stares at the phone. It's suspicious, to say the least. But it keeps RINGING. And it won't stop. And with every single ring her patience comes closer and closer to it's limit. Now, she could just shoot it and shut it up forever... but that's a waste of a perfectly good (if strange) phone.}

{Answers} What.

/skims through an Italian 101 book, and, with a dubious "accent"

[il_se_souvient]

Ciao, so------no Silvio

Re: /skims through an Italian 101 book, and, with a dubious "accent"

[missyswissy]

{Too bad for Canada, Italian is one of Switzerland's official languages.}

... Ciao, Silvio. Io sparare se non si fermano chiamata.

[il_se_souvient]

*---- Not as planned, edition #2! Well damn, he should have more language courses in his educaton system--*

Ahhh bene bene! S--sssei una bella--ragazza!

[lazy_gamer]

-The hell?-
Where's the caller ID?

*picks up the phone* Yeahllo.

[il_se_souvient]

*silence*
...

..

*SCREECHES*

OH GOD ARE YOU WHO I THINK YOU ARE

[lazy_gamer]

If you mean the most awesome nation in the world, then yeah.

/keeping the volume high to clearly sound uncanadian

[il_se_souvient]

OH GOD I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN. I'M LIKE, AMERICAN DAD OR SOMETHING.

[immortal_yao]

[China is irriated]

What the hell-aru? I can't watch Shinatty-chan with this ringing on and on-aru.

[He goes to the room with the ringing phone and answers it]

Hello-aru?

/sounding like a 5 year old who already reached puberty

[il_se_souvient]

Daddy is that you?

Lol

[immortal_yao]

[So surprised that he didn't notice that the voice already reached puberty]

D..daddy-aru? Child, are you sure you don't have the wrong number-aru?

I don't remember ever being a father, my little siblings didn't even think of me as their big brother-aru.......

Re: Lol

[lazy_gamer]

Father? So who did you knock up? *smiles slyly*