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[vodka_drinks_u]

There is a crisis in HQ. It isn't apparent on the surface, but if one were to look in the expansive kitchen one would notice something missing. Every last hamburger bun, every last tomato and head of lettuce, every scrap of American cheese, ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise, every last pickle and most importantly, every single ounce of ground beef is

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USSR Russia have a WW3 America

[lazy_gamer]

...This can't be happening.

How delightful~ We will be friends, da?

[vodka_drinks_u]

[oh hi, have a USSR right behind you]
Is something wrong America?

Yes and you shall be America's cronie, as he won the war

[lazy_gamer]

Yes there's something wrong! All the ingredients for making hamburgers are gone!

Pft, not in his time he hasn't. And good luck convincing him /comrade/

[vodka_drinks_u]

[sounds very sympathetic]

That is terrible? Who would do something like that? Ah, but you still have your horse piss beer, so is not so horrible, da?

[misterunionjack]

Goddamn it. Who invited in the reds?

[vodka_drinks_u]

There was no need for an invitation, I come when I am needed.

Did you miss me England?

[misterunionjack]

'No need for an invitation'? Ho. If you had one, would it include disrupting my salad?

Quite. [Meaning 'not at all'.]

[vodka_drinks_u]

Ah, but there are other things you can make a salad from da? And besides, you cannot cook salad into unrecognizable brick, so I would think it does not interest you.

Good, good. I missed you too England. I apologize for leaving before we could drink, we must do that soon~

[before_redsnow]

...?

[vodka_drinks_u]

Rus~! It's so nice to see you again.

[before_redsnow]

*nods in your direction* What's all the fuss about? Alfred... Alfreds... they look upset over something...

[vodka_drinks_u]

Ah, someone has taken their burgers and toppings. *chuckles* The poor things can not have their unhealthy capitalist cheeseburgers.

Eh, I'm new...Please to meet ya~

[immortal_yao]

Wow, that's alot pamphlets-aru.

Privyet oh bestest best friend!

[vodka_drinks_u]

Privyet Yao~

Ah, do you think I overdid it?

^^ I shall try my best

[immortal_yao]

Oh hello Ivan-aru.

Maybe a little bit, but you did make your point across-aru.

[vodka_drinks_u]

Ah, well some people are quite dense and do not notice the first.... dozen. Is good to be thorough da?

[gunsalute]

Whe-

Whe-

Whe-

Whe-

WHERE'D THEY GO?!

[vodka_drinks_u]

[how nice, another America to torment be friends with]

Privyet America! What is wrong?

1/2

[gunsalute]

I came in here for dinner and... EVERYTHING'S GONE.

Oh, hey. The beer's still here.

[gunsalute]

[ notices the pamphlet. democracy sense are tingling! ]

... so.

You want to this the hard or easy way?