[WELL LOOK WHO'S JUST RETURNED.]

[ahamburgerhero]

[And here he thought he'd finally rid himself of this place

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[icallyourstuff]

Dunno 'bout you, but I was about to leave wet footprints everywhere. [Don't mind him. He makes a living out of being unhelpful.]

[ahamburgerhero]

... huh? [He blinked.] But what's the point in doing that?

[icallyourstuff]

[For a moment, he offered a smirk before smiling widely.] Where's your sense of fun? [Though the 'fun' of it depended upon the circumstance, probably.]

[ahamburgerhero]

[He frowned at the words.] That'd depend on what you're doing to begin with! [Of course, coming from this person of all people, he was being a little hypocritical.]

[icallyourstuff]

I already told you what I'm doing. [At least his story seems to be the same for the time being.]

[ahamburgerhero]

And what's the point in that, really? [He doesn't get it. He just doesn't.]

[icallyourstuff]

[It must be a sophisticated sense of fun, then.] Actually, the point's to dry my feet by removing excess water from my socks.

[ahamburgerhero]

[America? 'Sophisticated'? Please.] By leaving wet footprints on the floor.

[icallyourstuff]

[Good point. That is a rather laughable thought.] Sure. It squishes out the water and I don't have to waste the extra effort of taking off my socks. Plus it'd probably serve the purpose of pissing someone off since then someone else risks stepping in a wet spot, hopefully with socks.

[ahamburgerhero]

[His frown only deepened.] But why go through the trouble of pissing someone off? [He's pretty much through with that, but it still happens without him trying anything anyway.]

[icallyourstuff]

Boredom, mostly. Plus it's fun to rile people up. It's no fun when things are quiet. [Though if he were to be perfectly honest, he's just messing with poor America.]

[ahamburgerhero]

Not in that way, though! [Ah, and poor America just seems to be easily susceptible to being messed with.]

[icallyourstuff]

Sure it is. Generally speaking, nobody is looking for puddles on the floor so those with socks on will be wonderfully surprised. [To be fair, it's always fun to mess with America.]

[ahamburgerhero]

Well I wouldn't want my socks getting wet. [And that's the sad truth.]

[icallyourstuff]

See? It's super effective. [It's such a devious plot.]

[ahamburgerhero]

...

... no. Just no. [So devious indeed.]