M-mister Ludwig?
Mister Ludwig! Where are you?
Mister Ludwig, I'm lost!!
[the little crying kid here is no ordinary Chibitalia. He is a child star, sort of like Shirley Temple. He's dressed all cute and fancy because he was supposed to be at a New Year's event with a bunch of other celebrities... but he seems to have been separated from his bodyguard.]
[said bodyguard,
bigbodyguard, will show up later.]