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[russianwhite]

[With HQ as big as it is, a kitchen's likely nothing new to anyone. The sight in this particular one, though, might be.

There's a little hamster wandering around on a counter in search of something. Who knows how he even got up there.

Help him? Try to shoo him away? He doesn't seem to be doing any harm.]

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[crazyknifeboy]

[Oh man. To Belarus' altered sense of smell, you smell nice. Like really really nice. You're very tiny, so you'd hardly slake his hunger, but you look like the absolutely perfect little snack.

He keeps tail low and flowing behind him, trying to use shadows in the kitchen to cover himself up, very slowly creeping up behind you. Just a little bit more and he'll be close enough to strike.]

[russianwhite]

[For now, he has no clue that you're there, and happily continues looking around. He's seeking out a snack, as well, but so far proving less successful in finding it than you.]

[crazyknifeboy]

[Lovely, target is completely unsuspecting. As silently as he can, Belarus inches just a smidgen closer, then strikes, his hand bolting out much faster human reflexes to try and snatch up the little morsel.]

[russianwhite]

[He just happens to look in your direction as you attack, and tries to run away. He's not very fast, though. Hopefully if you catch him, you'll change your mind when you see how scared he looks.]

[crazyknifeboy]

[Nope. You're warm and tender looking. He has no empathy for those of the rodent persuasion. However, there is still hope for you. You're much to tiny for him to crush to death using his tail, so he's having to strangle you by hand, this leaves him oven to bites, although you best do it now before he tightens his grip any more, or you won't be able to move your head.]

[russianwhite]

[He doesn't like hurting people, but you're terrifying. He'll claw and bite as much as he can, even if it's hopeless.]