Trolling for Switzerlands~

[gewehrundblut]

"Y-you can cook with chocolate

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Will just /pretend/ his significant other for the week is here. <_<;;

[restoredmemory]

Bruder. Do I even want to know what you think you're doing?

^_^

[gewehrundblut]

Getting breakfast, of course! You wanna join us? I'll be cooking? ::Though he will glance to Lili to be certain she's okay with it.::

[restoredmemory]

That's not what I meant and you know it. [But of course now would be when his stomach chooses to growl at him.] .....Fine. Just try not to burn down the kitchen.

[gewehrundblut]

Well, what did you mean? I'm not a mind reader. ::He straightens his cravat as he speaks, glancing over at Ludwig. Still so strange seeing him all grown up, but he's been around here just long enough to figure out he's going to run into older versions of his baby brother more often than not.::

[liliqueen]

[Lili has no problems with Germany joining them.] I'll be helping him, don't worry!

/Responds to both~

[restoredmemory]

What are you doing with Liechtenstein? Switzerland could feasibly be just around any corner with his gun. [That's kind of funny. Because prior to this whole marriage fiasco he was stuck in as a child.]

....He's not bothering you, is he?

Mebbe we should set up a tagging order? XD

[gewehrundblut]

Well, there's a really funny storry behind that, and it involves waking up this morning in the same bed... ::Either of them may feel free to slap him for being wholly misleading, but he can't help it. It's just how he is.:: And I'm not that afraid of Schweiz! I'm definitely awesome enough to take him! ::...Yeah, no, Switzerland terrifies him.::

...Thanks for the vote of confidence in my cooking skills, Lili...

How about Lili, Germany, Prussia?

[liliqueen]

[She doesn't slap him, but she does reach up and pinch his ear as hard as she can.] We have rings that won't come off and hurt us if we separate, is what mien husband means.

And I'm not bothered and I am confident he will make a fine breakfast. I was soothing Bruder Ludwig's worries.

[Slips in that easy, don't she?]

Works for me. XD

[restoredmemory]

....Ah. Never mind then. I understand completely. [Gestures over at Japan and/or Fem Sweden.]

Mm. We'll see. [He'll be watching closely anyway. Just in case.]

Same here~

[gewehrundblut]

OW OW OW! That's my eeaaaar! ::Yes, he's being melodramatic. What of it.:: You're such a cruel wife, Lili...

And I'm not gonna burn down the kitchen! Gott, do I somehow lose my ability to cook the moment I take you in or some shit? ::Glare glare glare at Germany~ Glare glare glare at Germanyyyy~::

[liliqueen]

Would you rather I take you over my knee, like a naughty child? [But she does stand on tiptoe to kiss his cheek.] They don't get any chocolate.

[Yep, didn't realize how perverted that could sound. She's just trying to tease him back.]

[restoredmemory]

..... [He's not touching that one.]

No. It's the modern kitchen features you seem to have trouble with. Metal does not go in the microwave.

[gewehrundblut]

::Chokes and stares at Lili. ...NOT TOUCHING THAT WITH A FIVE METRE POLE. M-maybe later he'll explain just why she should NEVER say that in front of Switzerland if they run into one.::

::Oh hello convenient distraction.::

What's a microwave?

[liliqueen]

It's a little box that cooks things from the inside out. It's faster, but not often as good as an oven. Putting metal in it sets it on fire and some plastics melt.

[And nope, still oblivious.]

[restoredmemory]

...Yes. That. You also seem to be fond of putting grapes and marshmallow Peeps in there. And don't even think of doing that now. It makes a mess.

[gewehrundblut]

...Plas-tik? Peeps? What? ::He'll just stare at the two of them in abject confusion. Look at his uniform. Now back to him. Now back to his uniform. Now back to him. His confusion is now diamonds. There's a very obvious reason why he doesn't know all of this stuff.::