The Everyone is a girl except Mangary room

[fryingpanking]

[Hungary was just walking along, minding his own business when a certain door caught his eye.  It was a fairly ordinary door, what was interesting was the SIGN on the door.

Mr. Héderváry's Heaven

...Now this should have set off some internal bells or warning lights.  The HQ loved to play all sorts of cruel jokes on people... but even this... this

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[schlandenfreude]

Oh, oh goodness.

[Germany shuffled awkwardly and tried the doorknob, but as usual, the room was sealed from inside. Germany sighed. Really, compared to some of the other dresses she could see, hers was not that bad, but she still felt quite awkward.]

[fryingpanking]

Very good~

[Oooh Germany in actual feminine clothing was such a rare but lovely sight!]

[schlandenfreude]

[blushes and looks away.]

Erm, it's really, I mean. oh gott...

/tries creeeeeeeeeeeping again.

[geborenzuleben]

[She was going to snort a bit and laugh at you from her slouch against the wall, but, well, it was hard to laugh and smoke and not fall over in these heels all at once.

She would never fucking understand how women did it, really, moving in these heels. And, try as she might, they wouldn't come off.]

Hn, I think that's understating it a bit.

hellooooo

[schlandenfreude]

[!!!!! DIES OF BLUSH]

P-prussia, your...your legs, that's. Very inappropriate

How are youuuuuuuuuuu~?

[geborenzuleben]

[She nearly chokes on the smoke she was inhaling at that before it turns into a smirk.]

And by that you mean awesome, right?

[She pushes off the wall and stretches her legs out a bit with an approving hum.]

Can't walk and sure as hell couldn't fight, but I sure as hell look good.

stressed about school, but HW is reading about robots \o/

[schlandenfreude]

Stop that! You look like a whore.

[Sorry. Forties.]

;A; That sucks. Lots of exams/papers still? [Yay robots?]

[geborenzuleben]

Oh...oh isn't that just precious. Prussia's laughing at that, leaning towards Germany with a careless shrug.]

Well aren't you just the most observant.

[She takes another drag, muttering.]

Я себя как шлюха еще лучше.

two weeks left the sound my anxiety makes is ahhhhhhhhhhh

[schlandenfreude]

[/comforts self with pretty girlified germans]

[scoots away and doesn't look]

/offers your anxiety ice cream to quiet it? [Not as good as pretty Germans, but...]

[geborenzuleben]

[ooc:...the Russian should read 'I act like one better' but apparently I fail. :T]

I see the room was at least nice to you, mmm.

[She motions to the modest dress before pulling another cigarette from her clutch and offering it to Germany.]

You look like you need it.

/snugs

[schlandenfreude]

Ah. Danke.

[She has no pockets. She has no pockets so where is - her blush returns magnificently as she realizes her lighter is tucked into her cleavage.]

/cuddles

[geborenzuleben]

Hn.

[Okay. There's a little bit of a laugh there, both at the blush and where your lighter was.]

Suppose I should be thankful that, as much leg as I have I at least got a purse?

[schlandenfreude]

I still prefer mine, I think.

[She's just going to. Hide her bosom with her hat while she retrieves the lighter surreptitiously from her bra. It will be obvious to you what she's doing, but hopefully no one else will notice.]

[geborenzuleben]

Tch, you would.

[And Prussia's just going to watch and smirk with her eyebrow raised as you go about trying to be subtle there, Germany. Part of her wants to yell and draw attention to it, but, well, she'll be nice.]

I like my dress, thank you very much. It's shiny.

[schlandenfreude]

It is.

And the earrings are very...you.

[geborenzuleben]

Mmm, Спасибо.

I think they double as weapons, along with the shoes.

[Chuckles.]

But... greens a good colour for you, you know.