Beware the quiet ones.

[wontstopcrying]

[Yuri was usually a very easy going young man.  The biggest woobie ever, quite literally! A doormat even.  However like any woobie doormat he possessed a few RAGE BUTTONS.  One of which had just been pressed.  He had been innocently browsing around a few art websites on his computer.  He had come across a few fanart websites, some of which had '

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Yey for Ukraine finally having a proper genderbend design~

[lilyscentedsnow]

[He's not entirely sure where he is and while randomly going up to people and asking didn't seem like the best idea he's getting at the end of his tether. It's not that that alerts him to your presence though, it's actually the sound of the mouse cracking under your fingers.

Don't destroy that, it might tell him where the hell he is, and who you are, and how to leave.]

Bad news?

it makes me so happy that it's pretty much exactly how I had him pictured ;w;

[wontstopcrying]

[He glances over, recognizing the male version of his sister. And luckily he had yet to find any crazy genderbent selfcest pictures.

I-it's just a mouse! A new one can be found! And it is unlikely that it will tell you how to leave but Yuri can always answer those other questions for you.]

...You could say that. I have found some very disturbing drawings of my dear little sister.

[lilyscentedsnow]

[He was going to ask what you were doing, but now that you're talking to him he can see for himself... However, when you tell him the good porn indecent and disturbing drawings are of your sister he becomes a little confused. He thought you were another version of him, like some of the others he's seen around here... not that he can really get past the fact there were other versions of himself here but-]

... Are you sure? Who is your sister?

[wontstopcrying]

[He frowns and closes the browser down. He's seen more then enough for now, and for his lifetime probably.]

Of course I am. I wouldn't mistake her...

[He blinks and then answers the other question.]

She's Russia.

[lilyscentedsnow]

But... I am Russia.

[Congratulations, he's confused. He never thought there would be female versions of people he knew running around And hot damn, he was smokin' as a woman, just sayin'.]

... I do not think I quite understand.

[He really should be a little more open to the idea that crazy shit happens here, all things considered, but this is the first time HQ has put anything in his path that he really couldn't ignore.]

[wontstopcrying]

...Yes you are.

[He is a bit perplexed by that rather obvious statement. And please for the love of god don't actually say that to him in those terms specifically, he probably wouldn't take it well. But maybe you haven't been here long enough yet to be exposed to some of the stranger things.]

In my world you're female. Just as I'm certain in your world I am. Ukraine is you sister, correct?