One vodka, two vodka, three vodka...

[marrymesister]

It's been a while since this guy has been in one of HQ's plentiful bar rooms, but by the look of things he's making up for the lost time. At the moment he seems to taking a break, though he's pretty unsteady on his barstool, playing with a knife while he contemplates... though it quickly turns to carving the varnish off the bar, most likely a

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fearless poland

[independenpol]

hey like don't drink so much i want totally vodka, too

Foolish fearless Poland~

[marrrymesister]

[Oh fuck JOY, it's you, in all your man-stealing glory.

He'd stab you if he wasn't so tanked reserved.

No, wait, he's still going to try... and miss spectacuarly. Ten points for failure to Russia.

He's really glad his barstools here, he'll just cling to it and slowly pull himself up.]

GO AWAY.

maybe it will be funny 8D

[independenpol]

Like why?
it's like puplic here, aren't it?!
btw you look so totally funny now, hahahaha.

[It was hilrious to see Russia like this and so he laughed.]

I'm sure it will be

[marrymesister]

[As hilarious as it was, Ivan sadly was not seeing the funny side, especially since it's you that's laughing at him. He'll just be pulling himself up, moving to stab you again before, crap, the knife's still on the floor, he should pick that up once his vision stops spinning.]

I HATE YOU. STUPID DAMNED POLAND.

[He'll get an actual sentence out at somepoint hopefully, but for now, he's going to stick to three word fractures.]

i hope fot both of us o.o'''

[independenpol]

why?! okay i like hate all russias, too but i like totally don't yell at every Russia. i Thought drinking with you would be a funny think.

[He was talkactive like ever.]

uhm their is like a knife on the floor. it could hurts you if it keep lying there.

[he got on his knees and picked the knife up.]

[marrrymesister]

[Now he's more pissed off- he's not funny, he is handsome and graceful for sister, he is not funny- funny has no bearing in getting into sister's pants life.

... Goddamit, why is it always YOU his sister/brother is attracted to!? Why?! What do you have that he doesn't!?]

...

[He'll be slowly leaning down to pick up his knife, doing his best to keep hold of the table for support. He manages to pick it up by the blade, letting his fingers slide slowly down the handle to grip it properly again.]

... What do you have that is so good? All you do is talk, is stupid... Just like you.

[GLAREGLAREGLARE, feel his scorn.]

[independenpol]

[He isn't effect by the glare at all. he only fear Belarus...]

Hey i'm like not stupid. and i'm not talking totally all the time i'm like sleeping at night.

[He protest agianst this understament.]

hhmmm. My vodka is good and my polish snacks.you have to like try paluzski.
[He smiled unawakened.]

[marrymesister]

Your vodka tastes of spit.

[That isn't true, and he knows it, but you get not credit for anything today, regardless of if you deserve it.]

I do not want to try your damned snackfoods... Just leave me to drink.

[He'll just be finishing his drink and pouring himself some more Zubrovka to show that he's having a great time, just him and the vodka, just cillaxi-JUSTGOAWAYPOLAND>:(]

[independenpol]

[He wanted to protest against this but he felt a little lazy so he only shook his head a little.]

fine do like you want.

But...

[He took a seat by the bar. And ordered for himself Krupnik.]

... i Will like totally wil drink, too. I'm like here for that so i will like do it.

[He said with a little grien. He didn't know any other bars in the HQ so he has do use this one...]