One vodka, two vodka, three vodka...

[marrymesister]

It's been a while since this guy has been in one of HQ's plentiful bar rooms, but by the look of things he's making up for the lost time. At the moment he seems to taking a break, though he's pretty unsteady on his barstool, playing with a knife while he contemplates... though it quickly turns to carving the varnish off the bar, most likely a

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[navsyegda]

[Fear not, because your savior is here. Belarus peeks inside and immediately approaches when she sees him.]

What is wrong, braht?

[marrrymesister]

[Yey, his saviou- wait, you're not going to run away from him? Hide? Go get big sister to chase him round with a pitchfork?

He remembers you He still dreams about you sometimes... so beautiful~

Oh this, this is wonderful- he needs comfort and your wonderfully pert bosom is the best comfort there is at times like this.]

Sestra...

[Must not cry at the joy of his sister coming to see him voluntarily/the fact he is upset, must not cry, must not... Must be stoic and manly and-

Fuck it, he'll just be grabbing his sister close and crying into the belt line of her apron.]

Sessstraaah...

[navsyegda]

[Of course she isn't going to run, she loves you brother.]

Braht... [Her voice is gentle, though notably surprised. After only a moment's hesitation, she gathers him into her arms, nuzzling her cheek against his head.]

Oh, brother, what is wrong? Who has hurt you? I will destroy what is troubling you, braht!

[marrrymesister]

[Yey, love from sister~ This brings him unspoken joy.]

[also UNF, attention, he'll be enjoying the nuzzles and the cuddle, bringing his head a little higher to rest against your chest, his arms drifting a little lower to your waist...

Mmm, hips~]

Was married and was happy... but now damned bitch Poland has ruined it all!!

[Even the wonder of your chest and beauty of your hips can not quell that sadness, though they cushion the pain quite a bit HumanaHumanaHumana....]

[navsyegda]

[Oh Russia, she doesn't mind the slight adjustment at all. If anything she welcomes it, and would take full advantage of the situation if it wasn't obvious that her brother was in an emotional strait.]

Married... [She's jealous, but maybe if she fixes the problem, he'll marry her instead. Yes, it's a brilliant plan.] Pol'sha? Do not worry brother, will personally find and deal with Polish pest!

[marrymesister]

[It is indeed a brilliant plan- his husband can have more than one lover, so he can too!

Wait, not, that would just make all this worse, and he wouldn't have a leg to stand on... Fuck. maybelater

He's obviously happy though as vow to kill the bastard, he was thinking of doing the same once he sobered up, and two of them would make the searching much quicker.]

Spasibo sestra, spasibo.

[He'll just be motorboating nuzzling into your chest a little more. So comforting, so wonderfully comforting~]