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[sitsonkeyboard]

[Guess what, HQ. Was someone baking and turned their back for a moment? Because there's a kitten sitting in a bowl of dough that someone left on the table in one of the kitchens. It's so squishy and tasty. And now has the added bonus of cat hair.]

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[norcat]

[Oh what have you done now. He naps for just a second (minute. hour. hours. day,) and here you are.]

{You realize how much grooming you'll need after this, don't you?}

[He settles himself on an unmessy part of the table and waits.]

[sitsonkeyboard]

[He got hungry, okay? And it looked tasty. And like a good place to sit. He was going to come back. But he hasn't figured out how to get out without dumping the bowl.]

{...Not much...}

[Denial. Also. He might have it between his toes.]

[norcat]

[He will get you nice and clean.]

[Once you come out.]

{Are you stuck again?}

[sitsonkeyboard]

[It's his way of sharing his snack.]

{Of course not! I can get out any time I want. I'm just comfortable.}

[norcat]

[But his diet is very strict, he's sure cookie dough is not a component.]

{If the person making that stuff comes back and is angry I won't do anything about it.}

[Lies.]

[sitsonkeyboard]

[If it helps, at least it's not chocolate chip.]

{I'm not scared.}

[He's only trying to get out because he wants to stretch. That's all.]

[norcat]

[He looks down at him from over the bowl, watching him struggle at it.]

{The sides are curved. No shame in admitting you can't get out.}

[sitsonkeyboard]

{I can do this.}

[...strugglestruggle. Nope.

Plus, he's pretty sure the dough is trying to eat him.]

{...get me out. Please.}

[norcat]

[At that he will lean in and get you by the scruff again, pulling you up until the dough stops trying to absorb you into it and leaps down off the table. He's not putting you down until he finds somewhere to clean you up, you're so messy.]

[sitsonkeyboard]

{...thank you.}

[Next time, he'll test the consistency of the dough before sitting in it. Maybe. ...he probably hasn't learned a thing.]

[norcat]

[He nods a little in response and finds a nice room with tiled flooring to set him down on. He will start grooming you now kitty.]

[sitsonkeyboard]

[Noooooo. Batbat. He can clean himself.

...but don't stop.]

[norcat]

[He will clean the hard to reach areas.]

[sitsonkeyboard]

[Purrfect. He does appreciate it. ...licklick.]

[norcat]

[And the dough between his toes, too.]

[Just because.]

[sitsonkeyboard]

[H- hey! He was saving that.]