it's late but shhhh
[The kitchen is a MESS.
You see... Jesus is not the only one whose birthday is December 25th. And so all that icing and all those sprinkles used for the gingerbread cookies? He's taken possession of them. And he used every microwave and every coffee mug to make dozens of 5-minute cakes. And he tried his hand at baking actual cakes.... which didn't turn out so well.
No worries. He's just making these recipes more AWESOME.]
[[this source says the first web browser was introduced December 25th, 1990. I had originally set his birthday for January 1st, but I can't find the source that led me to that decision, so he gets a Christmas birthday. Come bother him and stuff.]]
You see... Jesus is not the only one whose birthday is December 25th. And so all that icing and all those sprinkles used for the gingerbread cookies? He's taken possession of them. And he used every microwave and every coffee mug to make dozens of 5-minute cakes. And he tried his hand at baking actual cakes.... which didn't turn out so well.
No worries. He's just making these recipes more AWESOME.]
[[this source says the first web browser was introduced December 25th, 1990. I had originally set his birthday for January 1st, but I can't find the source that led me to that decision, so he gets a Christmas birthday. Come bother him and stuff.]]