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"Ya mean, never?"
"Well, no."
"Not ever never?"
"Mr. Cobb, I've been alive nine hundred years. You can believe I've done my fair share of that in my time." The Doctor turned to face the man he was speaking to, stirring his tea with a small, bent spoon. Cold day, warm tea. It was supposed to be calming. "It's just not the most important thing in my daily life, I don't understand why you humans are so obsessed with it."
"If'n you ain't obsessed with it," Jayne smirked at him, blowing a stream of smoke in his direction, "You ain't had it done right."
A glare. "Timelord women are among the most beautiful and fascinating in the universe. Those who feel the need can actually take courses in copulation at the Academy. Trust me, I've had it 'done right'."
"Seems like yer makin' excuses."
"I am not making excuses!"
"Sure seem like y'are," the Doctor positively hated that smirk on Jayne's face, "'Sides, it's my experience that y'get more outta a woman who ain't exactly civilized but wants ya, 'stead of a woman that's taken 'courses' in how ta do it right."
"Why am I even talking to you?"
"I dunno, yer the one started talkin' to me."
Feel free to bother either before this conversation gets really awkward.
"Well, no."
"Not ever never?"
"Mr. Cobb, I've been alive nine hundred years. You can believe I've done my fair share of that in my time." The Doctor turned to face the man he was speaking to, stirring his tea with a small, bent spoon. Cold day, warm tea. It was supposed to be calming. "It's just not the most important thing in my daily life, I don't understand why you humans are so obsessed with it."
"If'n you ain't obsessed with it," Jayne smirked at him, blowing a stream of smoke in his direction, "You ain't had it done right."
A glare. "Timelord women are among the most beautiful and fascinating in the universe. Those who feel the need can actually take courses in copulation at the Academy. Trust me, I've had it 'done right'."
"Seems like yer makin' excuses."
"I am not making excuses!"
"Sure seem like y'are," the Doctor positively hated that smirk on Jayne's face, "'Sides, it's my experience that y'get more outta a woman who ain't exactly civilized but wants ya, 'stead of a woman that's taken 'courses' in how ta do it right."
"Why am I even talking to you?"
"I dunno, yer the one started talkin' to me."
Feel free to bother either before this conversation gets really awkward.