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[edmuse]

There is a thoroughly emo Ed.

He is hiding.

Someone should tell him that the roof is where everybody comes to emo, and that he's not safe here. Duh.

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[not_his_son]

Jason's here to emo too. He's stalking around like a great prat, kicking things, lip curled sullenly.

He has a strong kick. It's possible bits of rubble are flying too close to Ed.

[edmuse]

"FUCK OW!"

Or maybe flying right at Ed.

[not_his_son]

Shouldn't hide, then, should he?

It's also possible this has put Jason in a marginally better mood.

Here comes another one!

[edmuse]

That one Ed catches in a metal palm, and hurls it back, full force. "Don't be a dick!"

That's Ed's job.

[not_his_son]

Jason doesn't have metal palms, but he catches it anyway, and tosses it over the side of the roof.

MUCH better mood.

"Why not?"

Jason likes being a dick.

[edmuse]

"Life is hard enough without someone making it harder on purpose! Go scavenge or do something useful if you got so much time to waste!"

[not_his_son]

Jason sneers at him and wanders away, kicking another brick. "Why don't you?"

[edmuse]

"Cause I've already done my duty for the day, shitface!" ...yes, he's FULL of lovely language today, isn't he?

[not_his_son]

"Who says I haven't?"

Of course he hasn't. But he's totally going to. Eventually. Once he gets over his Mood.

[edmuse]

"Because you're up here throwing rocks at people, I can tell you're not the type of guy to help the home team out," Edward points out dryly.

[not_his_son]

Jason swings around and glares.

"They feed me, I scavenge for 'em. Ain't doin' it outta a sense of team spirit, jerk."

[edmuse]

"Oh, so you're one of those."

[not_his_son]

"One of what, exactly?"

Jason is a lot taller than Ed. He's using every inch of that height to loom. LOOM LOOM LOOM.

[edmuse]

Ed is unimpressed (if envious) of the taller man. Being short just means you're in better range to punch someone right in the cock.

"One of those types of people," Ed says flippantly. "The oh, I'm so bad, so very very bad, I don't have to depend on anyone! 'cept I do, and I'm bitter, so I act like a dick because I know I'm in deeeeeeeeebt types. Face it, chump, you're not better then the rest of us. We're all stuck here. Deal."

[not_his_son]

"I act like a dick because it's fun," Jason says, smirking.

Even if Ed did score a few points there, he's not admitting it.

[edmuse]

"Liar. And I? I don't have any use for liars."

He claps his hands together, and then touches the rooftop.

Jason? There's now a hole under your feet. Think very fast.