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big_violin in apharsites

...a little earlier than expected, but RL expletive deleted

Apr 13, 2006 12:37

There's a body just outside the walls.

It's... probably breathing. The hat seems to be moving up and down anyway, even if there are a few dried-out wounds and the clothing is ripped and damaged.

Either way, it's not moving much, but the hat and the blonde hair might be familiar.

hamel, biff

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buddyofchrist April 13 2006, 20:41:34 UTC

"HOLY FUCK."

The disciple drops down from the wall with a knife in his teeth and starts checking Hamel's vitals.

"Shitshitshit," he curses, around the knife. "Wake up! I don't wanna have to set the damn alarm off."

big_violin April 13 2006, 20:46:32 UTC

They're regular, but weak, and he's rather dehydrated.

"Mrr."

buddyofchrist April 13 2006, 21:15:56 UTC

"Um. DAMN."

Biff hoists the limp body over his shoulder, and kicks at the gates.

"JOOOSH. I NEED IN."

lovemyneighbors April 13 2006, 21:22:22 UTC

"Got it."

There was the clanking of the cranks and the gate opened.

"Ooh, he looks bad, hand him over."

buddyofchrist April 13 2006, 21:25:04 UTC

"Don't have to tell me twice."

Flump goes the bugger, into Josh's arms.

"Where WAS this guy?"

lovemyneighbors April 13 2006, 21:30:12 UTC

Josh looked at him for a second.

"I think he's a demon. Or partly one. He feels like one. Probably off trying not to eat everyone or something. I don't know if I should heal him--he might be allergic to me."

buddyofchrist April 13 2006, 21:44:12 UTC

"He's a whatnow?"

Biff jumps away from Hamel.

"Quick, throw him back out before he wakes up!"

lovemyneighbors April 13 2006, 22:00:57 UTC

"Part, Biff. Part-demon," Josh said. "He's helped our side, and he can't help what he is."

buddyofchrist April 13 2006, 22:05:04 UTC

"But," protests Biff, bouncing around like a ponce. "He could turn into a giant scaly evil thing and eat our torsos at any moment!"

lovemyneighbors April 13 2006, 22:09:01 UTC

"We're not throwing him outside, and if he does try to eat our torsoes, I can always smite him." Josh lifted him up. "I'm taking him to the infirmary.

buddyofchrist April 13 2006, 22:11:00 UTC

"Yeah, you do that, I'll go warn everyone," says Biff, importantly.

lovemyneighbors April 13 2006, 22:21:36 UTC

"No, you're not going to warn everyone," Josh informed him, in a no-nonsense manner as he carried Hamel towards the door.

buddyofchrist April 13 2006, 22:23:01 UTC

". . . but, our torsoes!" Biff protests, following Josh at a safe distance.

lovemyneighbors April 13 2006, 22:24:16 UTC

"Our torsoes will be fine."

He hoped.

buddyofchrist April 13 2006, 22:25:52 UTC

"Oh yeah, what about the rest of us?"

Pause.

"What if it's contageous? Like leprosy? Or zombies? Dammit, Josh, I don't wanna be a zombie."

lovemyneighbors April 13 2006, 22:29:05 UTC

Was that impatience and resignation in the son of God's voice?

"Biff, you aren't going to catch zombie-itis--get the door, please?--and you really would be much happier if you got over that phobia of leprosy."

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