part 310 really complicated plans of revenge that take decades to come to fruition

Apr 15, 2012 14:38

Meme! How are you today? How was your week? I went to see Cabin in the Woods, which was a fun thriller that I recommend! I hope anyone in the US who is experiencing bad weather this weekend is safe... I do enjoy spring weather, except for the storms part, but I guess it's a fair trade to be saved from the cold of winter. And ah, you guys had a ( Read more... )

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ARE WE STILL DEAD dererste April 15 2012, 18:39:26 UTC
PART CLAIMED FOR THE COOL ME!!

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dererste April 15 2012, 18:42:11 UTC
You're a lame Poland!

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dererste April 15 2012, 18:50:36 UTC
Kesessesese!! No, the awesome me's a step up from that!! I'm a full Prussia!! That's like being half Poland times ten thousand! Better than being half Poland any day!!

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dererste April 15 2012, 18:57:52 UTC
You're the one who's freaking got it all wrong, as usual!!

[blinks]

My penis? [thinks]

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.....depends! What day is it today?!

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dererste April 15 2012, 19:13:00 UTC
... [PINCHES YOUR CHEEK]

Then it's the Shepherd's biggest sheep today!! [GET IT. GET IT HE HAS WHITE/GREY PUBIC HAIR AND IT'S SUNDAY AND SUNDAY IS RELIGIOUS AND SHEPHERDS ARE FROM THE BIBLE AND SHEEP SOMETIMES LOOK LIKE DICKS HAHAHAHA]

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dererste April 15 2012, 19:25:27 UTC
[LICKS YOUR PALM]

[DISAPPOINTED]

...You didn't even get the joke! AND NO! The flute is my old man's most treasured instrument, you can't! Flute is freaking lame!! Call it Sausage King or something! Why's it even matter?!

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ahhh i'm too sleepy i gotta go orz /throws a heart on you /misses dererste April 15 2012, 19:40:59 UTC
[NO. NO HE GETS IT]

[SMACKS THAT HAND]

Not fucking funny, Poland!! [DON'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT FRITZ]

And bull they do!! When people think sausage, they think of Germans! And geesh, find something better to do, Poland! Come over and play games with me or something!!

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dererste April 17 2012, 15:57:59 UTC
Congratulations, you found an egg!!

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gluhenderkiesel April 17 2012, 16:35:21 UTC
[Delicately stores it in her dress pocket]

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