Heya meme! How's your December going? Is it snowing? Is it hot? Are you excited for a new year? Are you not? Do you rhyme? What's the time? How weird will these posts get? I don't really... know yet? But anywho. Do you have any plans for this month? Vacations or parties or... December...related...activities? Are you participating in any meme
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[Waves his arms wildly in the only instant distraction technique he can think of]
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[Pointed look]
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[Didn't comprehend your message at all]
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[Irritated sigh. Have some general scowling and glaring instead.]
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You shouldn't make faces like that so much ya' know, unless you wanna get wrinkles really early!
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[Yes, he's gonna play the England card, just to insult you]
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England does too have wrinkles! It's just that his eyebrows are so big you can't pay attention to them! You definitely don't want to be like that!
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[Makes a show of squinting at face]
You're looking pretty wrinkly.
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A-am I really wrinkly!? I'm not even old!
[What, of course he's not in denial]
[Reaches up to feel his face. He doesn't feel any wrinkles but that doesn't mean they aren't there if other people see them]
We have to fix it!
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[Creeping suspicion that this is about to backfire on him]
It's not my fault you're old...
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[This totally rationalizes in his mind]
Maybe we should try those creams and stuff in commercials, but you have to put it on where you see the wrinkles since I don't see them!
[He's a bit too worked up to listen to your last sentence]
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[He's not gonna rub his hands all over your face. Especially when there's not really any wrinkles.]
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[Kind of puppydog eyeing you, he needs someone to help him get rid of this before England anyone else notices]
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