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[aphanon_meme]

Heya meme! How's your December going? Is it snowing? Is it hot? Are you excited for a new year? Are you not? Do you rhyme? What's the time? How weird will these posts get? I don't really... know yet? But anywho. Do you have any plans for this month? Vacations or parties or... December...related...activities? Are you participating in any meme

Comments

[anonymous]

[anonymous]

oh shit slide

[tomatoes_dammit]

[oh_espana]

[Well crap]

...

[Waves his arms wildly in the only instant distraction technique he can think of]

nice new icons ya got there eue

[tomatoes_dammit]

Careful where you're waving those, you might knock me out.

[Pointed look]

i was going crazy with 15, so many more necessary expressions!

[oh_espana]

But. Roma, I'm several steps away from you. My arms aren't that long!

[Didn't comprehend your message at all]

I still feel like 30 isn't enough orz

[tomatoes_dammit]

...Never mind...

[Irritated sigh. Have some general scowling and glaring instead.]

RPers are like zombies. except we hunt for icon space instead of brains

[oh_espana]

[Oblivious smile, he's pretty sure you've forgotten that terrible .gif by now since you aren't yelling at him]

You shouldn't make faces like that so much ya' know, unless you wanna get wrinkles really early!

Our families wonder why we groan at our computers in the middle of the night

[tomatoes_dammit]

I don't think we can get wrinkles, dumbass. Even England doesn't have any.

[Yes, he's gonna play the England card, just to insult you]

...i think they'd be thinking something else if they heard that /shot

[oh_espana]

[That's a low blow, bro]

England does too have wrinkles! It's just that his eyebrows are so big you can't pay attention to them! You definitely don't want to be like that!

@//A//@ orz

[tomatoes_dammit]

Well, you can get wrinkles from smiling, too.

[Makes a show of squinting at face]

You're looking pretty wrinkly.

[oh_espana]

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T]

A-am I really wrinkly!? I'm not even old!

[What, of course he's not in denial]

[Reaches up to feel his face. He doesn't feel any wrinkles but that doesn't mean they aren't there if other people see them]

We have to fix it!

[tomatoes_dammit]

W-what? How? Why 'we'?

[Creeping suspicion that this is about to backfire on him]

It's not my fault you're old...

[oh_espana]

Because you're the one who saw it so you're the best at making sure it goes away all the way!

[This totally rationalizes in his mind]

Maybe we should try those creams and stuff in commercials, but you have to put it on where you see the wrinkles since I don't see them!

[He's a bit too worked up to listen to your last sentence]

[tomatoes_dammit]

T-that's a dumb idea...

[He's not gonna rub his hands all over your face. Especially when there's not really any wrinkles.]

[oh_espana]

Well, how do you think we should do it then?

[Kind of puppydog eyeing you, he needs someone to help him get rid of this before England anyone else notices]