part 170 fishies

[aphanon_meme]

Happy not-weekend! The weather hasn't been too great here lately... oh, sort-of-early-summer. Also wow, 170... it feels weird thinking it's already been 70 parts since part 100. Crazy crazy.

Enjoy part 170! :)

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[kawfeehero]

[ A spotlight shines on America and a large box-shaped surprise, the lights dimming. ]

Hellooooo meme! I noticed y'all kinda looked down an' all, so I made a cake. Sort of.

[ Pulls off the large curtain to reveal... ]



This is one cube not even Erik Ak-ers-deek could solve!

[tourkokratia]

That's not a cake!

[kawfeehero]

Of course it is! Y'wanna piece? It'll be pretty small 'cause we gotta feed an entire meme.

[tourkokratia]

Um... Okay. Are you sure it's a cake? It doesn't look like one!

[kawfeehero]

I'm positive! Don't you trust the word of the most awesome nation around? [ Cuts a piece and hands it to him. ]

[tourkokratia]

*takes it and looks around for the most awesome nation*

Mama's here?

[kawfeehero]

[ Laughs! ]

That's a good one kid! The only thing awesome about your mom was in bed last night.

[tourkokratia]

...

Are you staying at bigger me's house too?

[kawfeehero]

No? I'm stayin' at my own house! You still live with your mom?

[tourkokratia]

*shakes his head*

I'm living with Sadiq. Where's your house?

*takes a big bite of the cake*

Mm!

[kawfeehero]

'Cross the ocean!

[ Takes out a map of America and points to it. ]

See, this is me. Where do ya live?

[tourkokratia]

*stares at the map, it doesn't look like any map he's seen, and he can't read the words*

...I don't think I'm there!

[kawfeehero]

Well this is a world map, so you gotta be here somewhere! What's your name, short stuff?

[tourkokratia]

Greece... But I live at Sadiq's house, he's Ottoman Empire!

[kawfeehero]

Grease? Saw-dick? Ottoman? This can only mean one thing...

[ Points to New Jersey. ]

You live here! It's got Grease, Ottomons, and probably some guy who has a saw for a dick.

[tourkokratia]

*has absolutely NO idea what you're talking about!*

That can't be me! That's YOU!