part 118 adventures

Jan 24, 2010 18:32

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Balkan bathrooms, or Why you must always remember to lock the door when showering anonymous January 25 2010, 15:37:33 UTC
Hope you like it, anon.

Balkan bathrooms, or Why you must always remember to lock the door when showering

No one can really remember how the Nations of the Balkan got to share a house, but Bulgaria suspects it has something to do with Turkey, then the Ottoman Empire, declaring it would be easier to keep track of them that way and besides, they never could agree on whose house was whose, anyway.

On a normal day, fighting for use of the only bathroom was moderated (only 2 to 3 hours). But today was not a normal day. No no. Today, Romania had decided to braid her hair. Bulgaria braced himself for the oncoming shouting and asked her (politely, mind you, politely) to hurry up.

Half a dozen shouting matches and hair-dryer later, Bulgaria had conquered the bathroom. Usually, on Tues-hair-braiding-days the Balkans arranged to get to the bathroom before Romania, but today Bulgaria had been tied up and had not managed to free himself in time. (He was never going out drinking with Denmark again.)

Bulgaria got into the shower and turned on the radio.

He started tapping his foot to the music.

He started humming along.

He did not however, notice that he was singing until he was shouting "Unbreak my heart" at the top of his lungs and drying his hair with a towel. At which point, Montenegro snooped in, opened the door and said: "Hey, Bully, your heart unbreaking is breaking my eardrums."

Bulgaria's mind went blank and went 'Oh crap' which in turn became full-blown PANIC when he realised that Bosnia was looking at him like he had just partitionned him again. Or maybe that was his usual look. It's hard to tell with Bosnia.

"I least I actually have a heart, unlike some." he said. It was a cheap shot, but let's see you come up with witty comebacks on the fly when all you're wearing is a towel across your hips.

Bosnia started to wibbled and Montenegro to plot murder as Bulgaria went back into the bathroom to dress.

All in all a normal day in the Balkan household.

Romania was just glad no one had heard her sing along.

/you must try and try some more until you get there. Helps you get there.

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