part 107 jellybeans in the jar

[aphanon_meme]

I was at a fair, and they were having a contest. It said, 'Guess how many jelly beans there are in the jar, and you win a prize.' And I was like 'Ah c'mon, man, lemme just have some. Tell you what, you guess how many I want... if you said a handful, you are right.'... I love Mitch Hedberg. Anyway. Good job breaking LJ! Remember when like... 1

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Man!

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America is not #1.............

I don't know how I feel about this.

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First dude ain't a nation, second dude don't even exist no more!! I'm still number one, dangit!

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Tch.

Minor details.

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Ha! The little details are the most important!

Or somethin' like that. Sherlock Holmes was awesome!!

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Sherlock Holmes is British.

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I know, haha!! Man, those accents are funny as heck!

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I bet you enjoyed that naked Robert Downey scene, hm?

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He's a good lookin' guy!

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Would you do him?

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...Y'mean like that?

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Yes, America. Like that.

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Would you look at the time! I gotta go to a meeting! A real important one!

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In the middle of the night?

OH...you're meeting Robert Downey, aren't you?

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Right!