part 81 is in the window

[aphanon_meme]

... I can't decide if that's supposed to sound creepy or not. Oh well. Sorry for the delay in updating, by the way - I've been busy today!

Enjoy part 81! :)

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Comments

[preussen_eagle]

H-hey, don't worry about it! Hair grows! It grows real fast!!

... But... y'know, in the meantime you should totally wear this:

[not_america]

I-I tried to get other!me to cut it, but all he did was buzz the bottom...

What is that? It's... cute, I guess. It looks like something a granny would wear though.

[preussen_eagle]

WHAT? Don't cut it even more! How the hell is it gonna grow if you cut it even more!?

It's a hat! See!? *On your head it goes* Isn't it awesome!?

[not_america]

B-but there is a line of stubble on the back of my head and it looks awful.

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Uhm... Y-yeah, I... I feel... really awesome. I guess I better go and buy some cats and a large overcoat now, huh?

[preussen_eagle]

Oh man, your cuteness just went up 10 points!! But hey, if you ever want a different one, there's always this! What, for winter?

[not_america]

What, so I'm not cute regularly? Well, I guess that's true with my hair and all... [SUPPRESSES ANOTHER SOB]

Uhm. H-ha ha ha, wh-which hat do you like best?

[preussen_eagle]

Wh-what? BULLSHIT YOU AREN'T!! I meant the hundreds of points you had already went up!! Like into the thousands! Tens of thousands!!

And you can have both! They're both seriously cool, so you can wear one today and another tomorrow! Awesome plan, right!?

[not_america]

H-ha ha, i-it's okay, I'm sorry, you don't have to cheer me up. I know my hair is awful, ha h-ha ha...

Th-thanks, eh? I guess I could... swap between the two.

[preussen_eagle]

Who's trying to cheer you up? I've got the calculations and everything! You've got AT LEAST eight hundred cute-points by now!!

The average person only has like... ten, so-- SO IT'S TOTALLY THE TRUTH!!

[not_america]

R... really? Well, if you say so, I guess that's all that matters, eh?

[preussen_eagle]

EXACTLY! Trust me on this, I'm a goddamn genius. Took me a week to work out the formula, but it's 100% fucking foolproof, ahahaha...