Part ... FOUR

Mar 31, 2009 22:16

What to say, what to say? You are all so awesome. Keep it up! It seems Prussia got the last comment on Part Three. I feel violated. D ( Read more... )

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FUCK ME anonymous April 1 2009, 22:28:49 UTC
You: HELLO???
Stranger: HEY
You: WHO IS THIS?
Stranger: HEY YOU
Stranger: GIMME MY MONEY BACK
Stranger: YOU POS
You: GODDAMMIT IS THIS FRANCIS?
Stranger: YES ITS FRANCIS, YOU OWE ME MY FUCKING MONEY
Stranger: DON'T RUN LIKE A PUNK LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME
You: FUCK YOU!!! I CANT PAY YOU BACK
You: YOU'RE UNREASONABLE!
You: HOW WILL I FEED MY PEOPLE?
Stranger: I"M UNREASONABLE????
Stranger: I'VE GOT MY BOSS BREATHING DOWN MY BACK
Stranger: I NEED THAT MONEY. IT'S MY BALLS OR YOURS.
You: YEAH?
Stranger: YEAH, I'VE GOT MY MEN COMING TO YOUR APARTMENT RIGHT NOW
You: WELL I'LL JUST START A WAR AND FUCKING CONQUER YOUR ASS
You: FUCK YOU
You: I HAVE LIKE
You: WEAPONS AND SHIT
Stranger: WTF, YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU'VE GOT NOTHING
Stranger: I WIPE MY SHOE WITH THINGS WORTH MORE THAN YOU
You: FELIKS SAID THE SAME THING
Stranger: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT MY BROTHER
Stranger: DON'T YOU FUCKING BRING THAT UP I SWEAR TO GOD
You: YEAH
You: YEAH
You: HIS ASS IS MINE NOW
Stranger: I WILL RIP YOUR EARS OFF YOUR HEAD LIKE I'M PEELING CORN, YOU HEAR???
Stranger: BULLSHIT, YOU'RE BLUFFING
You: YOU DONT WANT TO END UP LIKE HIM NOW DO YOU FRANCIS
Stranger: YOU'RE BLUFFING!!!!
You: FUCKING CHECK THE NEWS
Stranger: WHAT CHANNEL, I DON'T HAVE CABLE
You: EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL
Stranger: GIMME A SEC I GOTTA FIND THE SIGNA---FUCK ME
Stranger: YOU MOTHER.
You: YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT FRANCIS
Stranger: ALRIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT
Stranger: I JUST NEED MY MONEY
You: I WANT POWER
You: I WILL FUCKING RULE THE WORLD
Stranger: I'M TRYING TO RUN A LEGIT DRUG BUSINESS AND IVE GOT CRAZIES LIKE YOU FUCKING EVERYTHING UP
You: oh wait drug business
You: oh man dude wrong number
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: i'm sorry man
You: sorry
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: see you around maybe
You: good luck with your bro man
You: I'm sorry about him :(
Stranger: thanks, good luck ruling the world and shit
You: thanks
Stranger: good looking out

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