part 43 can spell tuesday
"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear."
Enjoy Part 43~
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Enjoy Part 43~
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To open, I have complied a summary of what was covered yesterday.Only serious issues have been listed.
[THE ISSUES RAISED:]
The main issue which has recently sparked some concern is the alarming rise in fellow nations moving to communism.
Now, as I have said, we cannot force these nations to re-adopt the capitalist structure. We can, however, offer a support system for those hoping to do so, but who may feel intimidated or fear for backlash should they attempt to do this on their own. This system will of course be anonymous. Any volunteers and/or further suggestions on running this would be very much appreciated.
[Other issues raised are as follows:]
1.) China has suggested there be a Chinatown in every city. As this is a personal business venture, it is entirely up to China to work out the relevant paperwork and speak to the planning authorities. I do feel it necessary to warn you all in advance, however.
2.) Bulgaria apparently has issues with his neighbours... again. However, as the relevant parties were unavailable for attendance, this issue will have to wait to be raised again at the next meeting.
3.) Iceland appears to have taken up a territorial dispute with England. However, as England was not present for the meeting, this matter will have to be discussed upon his return.
4.) On a related note, it would appear England is trapped in... ah... what has been described as a 'netherworld'. Anyone with relevant knowledge on exactly how to save him would do best to find a way to correct this. Immediately.
5.) Austria has raised issue with the level of noise. New public disturbance legislation has been proposed as a possible solution, and a written proposal for this will hopefully be drawn up and presented at the next meeting for further discussion.
6.) Senior nations which technically do not exist anymore technically have no say in these meetings. Especially when it involves the promotion of unnecessary combat and sacrifices ancestor of mine... However, the request for respect can easily be addressed.
7.) Russia's proposal of a single, united nation (based around himself) was once again put to vote, the result being landslide opposition. [3 for - 14 against].
[Miscellaneous issues:]
Bears are not nations.
Crocodiles and other animals are not permitted due to healthy and safety issues.
As Anonymous appears to have founded its own nation with no opposition, Anonymous is now able to attend these meetings on the condition they behave in coherent and orderly fashion.
A new WiFi system is currently being installed and should be running as normal by the next meeting.
Greece has some issues with surplus cats... unusually it would seem. If anyone would like to assist by accepting a number of small, feline immigrants, please contact him regarding the matter.
Seychelles will begin work on a marketing campaign to promote tourism to her lands. Should anyone wish to assist in this on a local level, please contact her.
No, these meetings will not be held naked. And with only a few exceptions, this was agreed on by near enough all attendees.
Given the current obesity problems facing much of the developed world, LESS WEIGHT WOULD BE PREFERABLE.
Whether or not we can eat pasta, the location of the kitchen, and burger joints are not serious issues worthy of being raised at what is supposed to be AN INTELLIGENT AND FORMAL MEETING. Nor is marriage unless it is specifically related to human rights offenses.
America... (small) Korea... Please learn to be on time.
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Any questions or new issues will now be raised and addressed ONE A TIME.
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/totally not bitter that Yanderemark's gay
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"...which technically do not exist anymore..."
"...which technically do not exist anymore..."
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But I come here all by myself!
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... We will have to find someone to take care of you.
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[ stands on the meeting desk with a mighty pose, stepping on some of the other papers ]
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Toss me in the air! Toss meeeee!
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Ah...
Well...
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... [Tosses you up and catches you as carefully as he can]
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--!
[ chuckles as you toss him in the air ]
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