part 39 needs to go grocery shopping

[aphanon_meme]

Another surprise maxing! Cool! Pickle surprise and Carmen Sandiego and France...

And thank you to the anon that bought us more paid time! (And a candy cane!) I really appreciate it and I know the meme in general does, too! Expanding rocks.

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Comments

[dat_axe]

Do you guys think my boobs are big enough?

[Squishes them]

[dat_axe]

MORE

WEIGHT

[dat_axe]

You think so?

Hmm.

Maybe I should get surgery or something.

[dat_axe]

Naw, plastic ones aren't very attractive, hon.

Maybe if you, like, convince your citizens to all move into whatever region they represent... and build lots of tall towers...

[dat_axe]

Perhaps.

[Stares down at chest]

Are you sure the towers will do it?

[dat_axe]

...
You're right, towers are more suited for the other Denmarks.

Pyramids, maybe?

[dat_axe]

I'm sure they are only found in Egypt.

[thinks hard about it]

I'm sure they are...

[dat_axe]

You could build 'em out of Lego blocks!

[dat_axe]

What a brilliant idea! I'll need lots and lots of lego and lots of time~!

[dat_axe]

Do you want them to gain a pound each part?

[dat_axe]

Would it only be my tits gaining the weight?

[dat_axe]

Yes.

You just have to sign this form and they'll start growing automatically.

Mind you, once it starts, it's difficult to make it stop.

[dat_axe]

...

[thinks about it]

Ok. Where do I sign?

You sign here!

[dat_axe]

Re: You sign here!

[dat_axe]

[Signs on the line]

Now. When does it start?

Re: You sign here!

[dat_axe]

You'll notice a slight increase in weight and volume starting right now. The second after maxing this part, you'll have gained your first pound!

I hope you're still around in twenty parts or so. [cackle]