[wakes up much later and makes his way downstairs, digging around for something to eat. He finds some baklava and starts munching on them while going out to the yard to check on the food bowls he left out for the cats that like to follow him around]
[comes back grumbling from a meeting with the boss and almost trips over three, no, four! of those damn cats that have showed up soon after Greece]
Damn things! Hell's wrong with 'em?
[walks into the house and ushers them in, immediately opening the fridge for his baklava only to realize it's not there. And that's when he notices the new post-it]
[stomps upstairs to have a bath instead, now with more to grumble about]
[comes in through the back door just in time to see you leave]
Hey--!
[...and you're gone]
Damn.
[glances over at the fridge and sees that there's a new note]
...I didn't see your damn note until after I ate them...
[puts up the new note, then goes out again to work on cleaning up his house, all the while grumbling about how someone should be helping him with this work since someone caused it]
[comes back down smelling faintly of cologne and bypasses the living room to check the fridge]
[raises an eye at the new note and quickly scrawls out another]
[Opens the fridge. Huh, so there really isn't anything much in there...]
[feels for his wallet and realizes he must have left it upstairs - heads back towards the stairs, but sticks his head into the living room for a second on the way]
[takes him too long to find his wallet and-- where the hell'd he put his cell phone?!]
[eventually locates both and back down the stairs he goes, heading to the kitchen first to pick up his keys, fully intending to chastise you on not even having moved since he asked you a question, but there's a new note...]
Ch!
[puts up his own and and walks back to the living room]
Bastard, asked what the hell ya want for--!!
[ooh, is that Aşk-ı Memnu? Kıvanç Tatlıtuğ is only the sexiest Turk alive!]
...?
...
[goes back to sleep for another hour or two]
[wakes up much later and makes his way downstairs, digging around for something to eat. He finds some baklava and starts munching on them while going out to the yard to check on the food bowls he left out for the cats that like to follow him around]
...empty.
[goes back in and spots the post-it]
...
[swallows the last of the baklava]
[goes out to buy more cat food]
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Damn things! Hell's wrong with 'em?
[walks into the house and ushers them in, immediately opening the fridge for his baklava only to realize it's not there. And that's when he notices the new post-it]
[stomps upstairs to have a bath instead, now with more to grumble about]
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...with what money?
[writes up another one to stick over it]
[finishes putting away the cat food, save for some he kept out to refills the bowls with, which he takes outside to the yard with him]
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that's right some ungrateful brat had eaten what he'd had. He rips your post-it off the fridge and slaps up a new one]
[grabs his keys]
[time to mow down pedestrians]
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Hey--!
[...and you're gone]
Damn.
[glances over at the fridge and sees that there's a new note]
...I didn't see your damn note until after I ate them...
[puts up the new note, then goes out again to work on cleaning up his house, all the while grumbling about how someone should be helping him with this work since someone caused it]
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Hell're you callin' slow?!
[and just for that, hides the bananas in a cupboard he's sure you won't check]
[takes his newly bought baklava, grabs a cat off the counter, and it with him into the living room to watch some football]
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...
[searches around to see if your return had meant more groceries, but finds nothing]
[angrily scribbles another note and slaps it over yours]
[goes upstairs to clean up after a hard day's work with a nice, relaxing shower]
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Oi!!
[but the shower turning on is his only answer]
[heads to the kitchen instead to check for your note and scoffs as he puts up his own]
[picks up the cat that's been keeping him company all day]
Come on, yavrum my little one!
[takes it into the garden with him while he waters his tulips... though it doesn't seem to appreciate that]
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[spots a new note]
Sadiq...?
[pokes his head into the living room, and when he sees you're not there, wanders through the rest of the house before ending up back in the kitchen]
The least he could do is provide me with adequate food...
[figures since you're not here, he'll go usurp your television]
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Been a Turkish cat wouldn't've had this problem!!
[snatches your note to read while he scrubs the scratches clean and bandages them, eventually scrawling out a new one]
[he can hear the television going, but ignores it for now to go change his shirt]
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...?
[glares at your note]
[goes back to the living room]
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[raises an eye at the new note and quickly scrawls out another]
[Opens the fridge. Huh, so there really isn't anything much in there...]
[feels for his wallet and realizes he must have left it upstairs - heads back towards the stairs, but sticks his head into the living room for a second on the way]
Oi! Hell d'you want for dinner?
[and he's gone again]
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...
...
...what?
[luckily another commercial break comes up, and he gets up to look for you]
What did you say...?
[spots the new post-it and wanders over there instead]
μαλακίες Bullshit. I know it was you.
[quickly goes back to the television before the commercial break is over]
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[eventually locates both and back down the stairs he goes, heading to the kitchen first to pick up his keys, fully intending to chastise you on not even having moved since he asked you a question, but there's a new note...]
Ch!
[puts up his own and and walks back to the living room]
Bastard, asked what the hell ya want for--!!
[ooh, is that Aşk-ı Memnu? Kıvanç Tatlıtuğ is only the sexiest Turk alive!]
...Dinner.
[takes a seat, not even looking at you]
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...
...
...huh?
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[blindly swats at you without looking away from the television - this is his version of Brad Pitt here, you can't talk over him]
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