Do you, Twilight Sparkle, take this man...
I need to stay away from Fandom Wank. It's as bad as TVTropes at hoovering up my time, but.... but... Brony Wank!
Cliff notes:
Dear Deviant Art Brony Perv,
Please stop drawing and posting pornographic art of my fiancee, Twilight Sparkle. She finds it demeaning.
I really wish I could have happily gone on in my assumption that all Bronies were all just trolling us and not at all serious. But this one must be.
The F_W comments have people that hunted down this guy's forum posts over time and he IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS ABOUT BEING ENGAGED TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND HE WROTE UP THEIR ENTIRE LOVE STORY AND HE COMMISIONED A PLUSHIE AND THEY GO ON DATES TOGETHER. HE MAKES HER BREAKFAST WHICH I GUESS HE IMAGINES SHE CONSUMES WHILE HE BRUSHES HER MANE AND HE EVEN ASKED HER IMAGINARY PARENTS AND ISN'T IT NICE THAT PONIES ARE MUCH MORE UNDERSTANDING THAN HUMANS?
It was covered by MTV and The AV Club, too.
On the one hand, this makes me laugh. At least this pony-f*cker isn't hurting anyone. Maybe my brain, but other than that... On the other, I feel sorry for the little girls in My Little Pony fandom. Other than feeling horribly disenfranchised in the fandom, I hope they don't stumble across all the sad, grown men talking about sexing up their favorite ponies. :( Poor girls! Poor cartoon ponies!
Cliff notes:
Dear Deviant Art Brony Perv,
Please stop drawing and posting pornographic art of my fiancee, Twilight Sparkle. She finds it demeaning.
I really wish I could have happily gone on in my assumption that all Bronies were all just trolling us and not at all serious. But this one must be.
The F_W comments have people that hunted down this guy's forum posts over time and he IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS ABOUT BEING ENGAGED TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND HE WROTE UP THEIR ENTIRE LOVE STORY AND HE COMMISIONED A PLUSHIE AND THEY GO ON DATES TOGETHER. HE MAKES HER BREAKFAST WHICH I GUESS HE IMAGINES SHE CONSUMES WHILE HE BRUSHES HER MANE AND HE EVEN ASKED HER IMAGINARY PARENTS AND ISN'T IT NICE THAT PONIES ARE MUCH MORE UNDERSTANDING THAN HUMANS?
It was covered by MTV and The AV Club, too.
On the one hand, this makes me laugh. At least this pony-f*cker isn't hurting anyone. Maybe my brain, but other than that... On the other, I feel sorry for the little girls in My Little Pony fandom. Other than feeling horribly disenfranchised in the fandom, I hope they don't stumble across all the sad, grown men talking about sexing up their favorite ponies. :( Poor girls! Poor cartoon ponies!