Apr 30, 2009 23:01
- 10:21 Mom referred to my uterus as a "reproductive appliance". That's awesome; makes it sound like a toaster. "I got 5 uteruses as wedding gifts." #
- 14:15 Due to company reorg, I'm either getting promoted or demoted. Not sure which yet. As long as I'm still employed, should count myself lucky. #
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