Since you did mine, I guess I'll use my precious minute and a half to do yours.
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What Would You do if ... ? I cried: I'd assume you fuckin' cracked outta your mind. I asked you to help: I'd assume it was illegal. I died from natural causes: Damn, I'll be deeaad by then. I stole something: Wouldn't do shiat, really. I was hospitalized: I'd think that the hordes of people who want to stomp your ass have finally caught up. I ran away from home: I dunno. Shrug and be on me way. I got in a fight and you were there: You almost did get in a fight. If that happened, if I saw a fist swing I woulda jumped outta the bus. I couldn't miss that. I got dumped: Nothing. Maybe go "Don't worry dude, you got the rest of today to find someone else." I pissed you off: You haven't yet, but I am pissed off easily and I don't act heavily on it.
What Do You Think Of My ... ? Personality: Dark, but there is a light side to it. I think. Eyes: Uh ... I assume they can see stuff. Face: Okay. Hair: Currently spikified. Maybe not currently, but occasionally-currently. That does makes sense, damnit! Clothes: Sometimes cotton. Maybe polyester. Shiny black leather at night. Heeeh. Voice: Fits you. Humor: Usually raunchy which is a good thing. Choice of music: Can't say. Mannerisms: Uh. Family: Apparently dishonorable. Friends: I'd say strong, because it seems they can waste any one who touches you. Decisions: Let's just say someone here is going to hell.
Would You ... ? Be my friend: Surely you jest. Tell me the truth no matter what: No. Sorry pal. Who the hell likes this thing call 'truth' anyway. Lie to make me feel better: Uh, under certain circumstances, perhaps. Maybe not. Spread rumors about me: Nah. It would be like finding a horse with three legs whose about to die, amd put it in a horse track race with stallions n shit. Mine wouldn't compare with the other shit that's been spread around, if you kno what I'm saying. Keep a secret if I told you one: Of course, I mean I still haven't told anybody about the gym shower incident. Don't worry, not a word outta me. Loan me some cash: I'm usually broke. Keep in touch: If ya want, wouldn't be bad thing. Try and solve my problems: I kinda suck at those things. Ditch me: Whaa? Not with you and your damned Bruce Lee workouts. Use me: Nah.
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What Would You do if ... ?
I cried: I'd assume you fuckin' cracked outta your mind.
I asked you to help: I'd assume it was illegal.
I died from natural causes: Damn, I'll be deeaad by then.
I stole something: Wouldn't do shiat, really.
I was hospitalized: I'd think that the hordes of people who want to stomp your ass have finally caught up.
I ran away from home: I dunno. Shrug and be on me way.
I got in a fight and you were there: You almost did get in a fight. If that happened, if I saw a fist swing I woulda jumped outta the bus. I couldn't miss that.
I got dumped: Nothing. Maybe go "Don't worry dude, you got the rest of today to find someone else."
I pissed you off: You haven't yet, but I am pissed off easily and I don't act heavily on it.
What Do You Think Of My ... ?
Personality: Dark, but there is a light side to it. I think.
Eyes: Uh ... I assume they can see stuff.
Face: Okay.
Hair: Currently spikified. Maybe not currently, but occasionally-currently. That does makes sense, damnit!
Clothes: Sometimes cotton. Maybe polyester. Shiny black leather at night. Heeeh.
Voice: Fits you.
Humor: Usually raunchy which is a good thing.
Choice of music: Can't say.
Mannerisms: Uh.
Family: Apparently dishonorable.
Friends: I'd say strong, because it seems they can waste any one who touches you.
Decisions: Let's just say someone here is going to hell.
Would You ... ?
Be my friend: Surely you jest.
Tell me the truth no matter what: No. Sorry pal. Who the hell likes this thing call 'truth' anyway.
Lie to make me feel better: Uh, under certain circumstances, perhaps. Maybe not.
Spread rumors about me: Nah. It would be like finding a horse with three legs whose about to die, amd put it in a horse track race with stallions n shit. Mine wouldn't compare with the other shit that's been spread around, if you kno what I'm saying.
Keep a secret if I told you one: Of course, I mean I still haven't told anybody about the gym shower incident. Don't worry, not a word outta me.
Loan me some cash: I'm usually broke.
Keep in touch: If ya want, wouldn't be bad thing.
Try and solve my problems: I kinda suck at those things.
Ditch me: Whaa? Not with you and your damned Bruce Lee workouts.
Use me: Nah.
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