The Guide - Part Three
At this point, some of you may be wondering just why we say that we are better than you, if we is us, and you are a popular stuck up fool, then this message is for you. In a summary, we're better than popular people. In a summary of the summary, we're better. In a summary of the summary of the original summary, we're ultimately better than you if you are indeed a popular jock who picks on nerds, etc etc, though, this one really is more of an expansion of the first one, rather than a summary to the summary of the summary.
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The reason we're better than you all is because we form our own "cliques" of sorts, basing friendship on who a person is, rather than popularity and "coolness", though my egotistical self really thinks highly of itself, and calls itself cool in a mockingly funny was as to draw attention away from the real fact that it is, in fact, cooler than the rest of you. Our friendships are based on the fact that the person we are friends with isn't cocky, annoying, or egotistical, but that can't really hold for me, except for the fact that my ego is fun to be around, and likes to buy everyone cake.
The truly popular friendships, however, are based off of something that nothing should be based off of, a basic intangible of sorts, in how popular the person is, how annoying the person is, and just how much you can mooch off of them because you don't want to spend your own money.
Also, as a final note to this chapter, the only true "losers" of us are the ones who can completely follow this guide with all of the included twists and turns, or at least get the basic jist of what the heck I'm saying. Or, if other losers have accepted you into their group, and you are, therefore, entitled to try to decipher this guide, but no one will hate you if you can't... yet.
... erm... yes now... Moving right along...
The reason we're better than you all is because we form our own "cliques" of sorts, basing friendship on who a person is, rather than popularity and "coolness", though my egotistical self really thinks highly of itself, and calls itself cool in a mockingly funny was as to draw attention away from the real fact that it is, in fact, cooler than the rest of you. Our friendships are based on the fact that the person we are friends with isn't cocky, annoying, or egotistical, but that can't really hold for me, except for the fact that my ego is fun to be around, and likes to buy everyone cake.
The truly popular friendships, however, are based off of something that nothing should be based off of, a basic intangible of sorts, in how popular the person is, how annoying the person is, and just how much you can mooch off of them because you don't want to spend your own money.
Also, as a final note to this chapter, the only true "losers" of us are the ones who can completely follow this guide with all of the included twists and turns, or at least get the basic jist of what the heck I'm saying. Or, if other losers have accepted you into their group, and you are, therefore, entitled to try to decipher this guide, but no one will hate you if you can't... yet.