"People you love will turn their backs on you. You'll lose your hair."

[apcotton]

I had a dream last night which resembled real life exactly, except that Ian was enormously wealthy and also kind of a dick.

He burst into my room wearing a tailcoat and top hat and squinting ferociously through his monocle. "Yooooou stole my diamond encrusted tiepin!" he shrieked.

I insisted that this was not so, and he left in a huff. I got to the window in time to see him ride away on a magnificent stallion.

-Aaron