wow.
This kid is one bad motherfucker.
"ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) -- A 15-year-old boy on a wilderness expedition for emotionally troubled youths woke up to find a 400-pound brown bear with a bad attitude sitting at his feet."
"...The boy was bitten in the forearm and decided to fight back, punching the bear with his left hand a half-dozen times..."
"When the teenager tried to run, the bear bit him again below his ribs, this time leaving a half-dozen puncture wounds on his back..."
"The boy punched the bear again, and again she let him go, but chased him around a nearby stand of trees."
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Holy shit!
This kid fought off a fucking bear, for chrissake!
That is fucking unbelievable!
What a badass? Do you have any idea how badass you have to be to fight off a fucking bear?!? Do you have any clue? No, you don't. I'll tell you, you have no idea how badass that is, because if you did you would be shitting yourself in ecstasy after reading that article and realizing how badass it is.
The kid punched a fucking bear.
He punched it, then he kept pummelling its stupid bear ass.
Do you understand how fucking sweet this kid is?
DO YOU?!?
Oh my fucking god!
I can't even type anymore! I realized how awesome this kid is and just orgasmed all over myself! And on my laptop!
h.o.l.y. s.h.i.t.
!
"ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) -- A 15-year-old boy on a wilderness expedition for emotionally troubled youths woke up to find a 400-pound brown bear with a bad attitude sitting at his feet."
"...The boy was bitten in the forearm and decided to fight back, punching the bear with his left hand a half-dozen times..."
"When the teenager tried to run, the bear bit him again below his ribs, this time leaving a half-dozen puncture wounds on his back..."
"The boy punched the bear again, and again she let him go, but chased him around a nearby stand of trees."
_________ _______ _____ _______ _________
Holy shit!
This kid fought off a fucking bear, for chrissake!
That is fucking unbelievable!
What a badass? Do you have any idea how badass you have to be to fight off a fucking bear?!? Do you have any clue? No, you don't. I'll tell you, you have no idea how badass that is, because if you did you would be shitting yourself in ecstasy after reading that article and realizing how badass it is.
The kid punched a fucking bear.
He punched it, then he kept pummelling its stupid bear ass.
Do you understand how fucking sweet this kid is?
DO YOU?!?
Oh my fucking god!
I can't even type anymore! I realized how awesome this kid is and just orgasmed all over myself! And on my laptop!
h.o.l.y. s.h.i.t.
!