Blueprint Volume 1
So I'm fucked. Rachel and I got a hotel room last night. Invited some people. I'll cut to the chase. Pat Carey came out and we were drunk and so he decided to jump off the 2nd floor balcony. A cop happens to be in the parking lot and immediately we see him and he comes and questions us about jumping and what not. He's a prick to us for awhile and asks for our IDs and then takes us downstairs. He calls me Eminem and Pat Grizzly Adams and takes us down to his cop car. Mind you now there are like 4 cars there. We get handcuffed. He gives us a Breathalyzer and he starts getting pissed at me and is like "Come the fuck on Eminem. How can't you do this"? I was sucking instead of blowing. Haha good times. So then he tells me I blew some obscene amount like .11 or something and then he takes off the handcuffs. I kinda sigh and think we might be okay. But then he checks my pockets. I forgot to add that before Pat jumped he gave me what was in his pockets to hold. Yeah pot and 2 pieces. He finds that, which I didnt even know I had, and tells the other officers "Eminem is going to jail". I get rehandcuffed and put into the car. Pat tries telling the officer it is his, but it doesn't matter I guess. Pat, Rachel, Tieppo, and I all get taken downtown. Ok the police station. We all get processed and sit in the holding tank. I like for real lost my cell phone, so I can think of only one person to call. Guy and dolls, don't ever call your parents to bail you out of jail. at 4 am. costing $300. I did and they came and picked me up. The actually bailed out Tieppo too bc his mom cannot find out. My dad will not look me at me or even mention a word to me. My mom makes me feel like I just molested some 5 year old boy and set him on fire. While pouring sugar in his gas tank. I know that really is horrible to say, but I need something to make me kinda smile. I'm looking at a MIP, possession of paraphernalia, and VCSA (Violation of Controlled Substances Act)Got 3 misdemeanors. Tieppos looking at a MIP but he also has 2 DUIs so... Rachel is getting a house party thingie amd Pat is getting a MIP and Disorderly Conduct. The cop tried getting me for resisting arrest, but I don't think I was or am.
I feel really bad about everything. Theres things I coulda done differently, but shit man hindsight is always 20/20. All of our court dates are July 14, which is after I get back from Ireland. Knock on wood I won't be going to jail figuring this is my first offense, but fuck if I know. If anyone has any insight to this, it'd be greatly appreciated. And try if you will, to err on the side of me not telling me I will be getting ass raped in jail. Tell me like I will be given lollipops and like a community service thing of 5 hours. I haven't smiled in about 24 hours and can see no reason to do so in the near future. However, one thing out of last night made me somewhat grin. There's that adage about good friends bailing you out of jail, but best friends sitting there next to you saying "Man that shit was awesome." Tieppo told me when he got home he did a shot for all of us. I guess I get by with a little help from my friends.
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I feel really bad about everything. Theres things I coulda done differently, but shit man hindsight is always 20/20. All of our court dates are July 14, which is after I get back from Ireland. Knock on wood I won't be going to jail figuring this is my first offense, but fuck if I know. If anyone has any insight to this, it'd be greatly appreciated. And try if you will, to err on the side of me not telling me I will be getting ass raped in jail. Tell me like I will be given lollipops and like a community service thing of 5 hours. I haven't smiled in about 24 hours and can see no reason to do so in the near future. However, one thing out of last night made me somewhat grin. There's that adage about good friends bailing you out of jail, but best friends sitting there next to you saying "Man that shit was awesome." Tieppo told me when he got home he did a shot for all of us. I guess I get by with a little help from my friends.
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