Laughter is the best medicine
A Series of Unfortunate Events
So it's only 2 oclock and my day has been horrible. One cannot help but laugh.
So I wake up and check my email. I get an email saying I have been notified of illegal file-sharing. My internet will be turned off and I can be faced with disciplinary action. Wonderful. Since I woke up late, I can't try and solve the matter so I leave for my exam. As I am walking to class, thinking about what I can do, I remember that I have to call Christine and tell her I won't be going to my afternoon class with her because I will be trying to solve my file-sharing escapades. As I'm calling Christine, my mind is wandering and I slip and fall in mud. I sit there for a second and try to play it off like I am cool and laugh. I get up, check the huge mud stain on the back of my pants, and slip again. I hadn't even taken a step. By the way this was in front of numerous people. Since I am already late for my exam, I cannot turn back and change.
I get to class and have to walk over 5 people to get a seat in the middle of a row because it is so crowded. My muddy ass brushes against everybody I pass. As I sit in my seat, the dampness and coldness gets squeezed up my ass, and I am miserable. The test gets passed out and I begin. My mind is wandering because of the discomfort I am in and the fact that I will probably lose my internet. I was not interested in answering questions involving biochemical (biological) oxygen demand in eutrophic lakes and that affect on benthic plants. So I failed the test.
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So it's only 2 oclock and my day has been horrible. One cannot help but laugh.
So I wake up and check my email. I get an email saying I have been notified of illegal file-sharing. My internet will be turned off and I can be faced with disciplinary action. Wonderful. Since I woke up late, I can't try and solve the matter so I leave for my exam. As I am walking to class, thinking about what I can do, I remember that I have to call Christine and tell her I won't be going to my afternoon class with her because I will be trying to solve my file-sharing escapades. As I'm calling Christine, my mind is wandering and I slip and fall in mud. I sit there for a second and try to play it off like I am cool and laugh. I get up, check the huge mud stain on the back of my pants, and slip again. I hadn't even taken a step. By the way this was in front of numerous people. Since I am already late for my exam, I cannot turn back and change.
I get to class and have to walk over 5 people to get a seat in the middle of a row because it is so crowded. My muddy ass brushes against everybody I pass. As I sit in my seat, the dampness and coldness gets squeezed up my ass, and I am miserable. The test gets passed out and I begin. My mind is wandering because of the discomfort I am in and the fact that I will probably lose my internet. I was not interested in answering questions involving biochemical (biological) oxygen demand in eutrophic lakes and that affect on benthic plants. So I failed the test.
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