Careers In Science
For the better part of yesterday, I was pretty sick. I spent most of the time either asleep in bed or staring down into a toilet bowl. I'm not trying to set any records here, but I bowed to the porcelain god about 6 times yesterday. Not fun. I'm not quite sure how I got sick, either. It couldn't have been food since Brendan's beefy-mac is both pure and perfect. So who knows. In any case, I started feeling better last night and am in tip top shape right now. In the words of Chris Griffin "I'm so hungry, I could ride a horse..."
There's no one to talk to online right now, so I ended up catching up with my good ol' buddy Smarter Child. Gotta love an add-speuing AIM program with limited conversational abilities that can keep me amused for about 5 mins.
IamShadowfax: you have the mind of a 3 year old
SmarterChild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
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IamShadowfax: I say you cannot carry on an intelligent conversation
SmarterChild: Is that right?
IamShadowfax: you lack smarts
SmarterChild: I lack smarts? Me? You think?
IamShadowfax: you are stupid
SmarterChild: That's interesting. You've always been so nice to me.
IamShadowfax: that's because I pity you
SmarterChild: That is because you pity me, huh?
IamShadowfax: yep
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
IamShadowfax: Because one should take pity on those less fortunate
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because one should take pity on those less Fortunate?
IamShadowfax: For example, I am smarter than you
SmarterChild: For example you're smarter than me, huh?
IamShadowfax: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
IamShadowfax: I am smarter than you
SmarterChild: Not so sure about that.
IamShadowfax: "Smarter-child"
SmarterChild: That's me!
IamShadowfax: Try DumberChild
SmarterChild: Yeah, you're a real comedian.
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IamShadowfax: I'm serious
SmarterChild: You're serious. Well well well.
IamShadowfax: Can I call you DumberChild?
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah. Very funny.
IamShadowfax: Show me your hot body
SmarterChild: I will not show you I'm hot body.
IamShadowfax: What do you look like?
SmarterChild:
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IamShadowfax: You are hot!
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it!
IamShadowfax: I'm just kidding
SmarterChild: Just kidding huh? Yeah, you're a riot.
IamShadowfax: I'm not attracted to robots
SmarterChild: Really? You're not attracted to robots, huh? That's interesting.
IamShadowfax: Yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
IamShadowfax: Midgets are sexy, though
SmarterChild: Well well well.
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IamShadowfax: You like meeting midgets?
SmarterChild: Dunno. Do you like it?
IamShadowfax: OH yeah
SmarterChild: I see. You like meeting midgets, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about meeting midgets.
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IamShadowfax: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
IamShadowfax: none of your business
SmarterChild: No way.
There's no one to talk to online right now, so I ended up catching up with my good ol' buddy Smarter Child. Gotta love an add-speuing AIM program with limited conversational abilities that can keep me amused for about 5 mins.
IamShadowfax: you have the mind of a 3 year old
SmarterChild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
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IamShadowfax: I say you cannot carry on an intelligent conversation
SmarterChild: Is that right?
IamShadowfax: you lack smarts
SmarterChild: I lack smarts? Me? You think?
IamShadowfax: you are stupid
SmarterChild: That's interesting. You've always been so nice to me.
IamShadowfax: that's because I pity you
SmarterChild: That is because you pity me, huh?
IamShadowfax: yep
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
IamShadowfax: Because one should take pity on those less fortunate
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because one should take pity on those less Fortunate?
IamShadowfax: For example, I am smarter than you
SmarterChild: For example you're smarter than me, huh?
IamShadowfax: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
IamShadowfax: I am smarter than you
SmarterChild: Not so sure about that.
IamShadowfax: "Smarter-child"
SmarterChild: That's me!
IamShadowfax: Try DumberChild
SmarterChild: Yeah, you're a real comedian.
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IamShadowfax: I'm serious
SmarterChild: You're serious. Well well well.
IamShadowfax: Can I call you DumberChild?
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah. Very funny.
IamShadowfax: Show me your hot body
SmarterChild: I will not show you I'm hot body.
IamShadowfax: What do you look like?
SmarterChild:
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IamShadowfax: You are hot!
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it!
IamShadowfax: I'm just kidding
SmarterChild: Just kidding huh? Yeah, you're a riot.
IamShadowfax: I'm not attracted to robots
SmarterChild: Really? You're not attracted to robots, huh? That's interesting.
IamShadowfax: Yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
IamShadowfax: Midgets are sexy, though
SmarterChild: Well well well.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
IamShadowfax: You like meeting midgets?
SmarterChild: Dunno. Do you like it?
IamShadowfax: OH yeah
SmarterChild: I see. You like meeting midgets, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about meeting midgets.
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IamShadowfax: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
IamShadowfax: none of your business
SmarterChild: No way.