converting those "dark elves"

[apathyinboots]

HAHAHA! WTF

I was really glad (and also a little dissapointed at the same time) when I found out this whole site is a hoax.

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[tragicallyhip]

I discovered landover baptist five years ago.

I love it so much.

[apathyinboots]

Wow, its been around that long? Badass.

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[sapphon]

When I discovered that that site was fake a few years back, I bawled. It was so beautiful...

-Connor

[ninekittylives]

OMG that is such a horribly wonderful website. All nancy homosexual fat satan worshipers beware! HAHAHA but honestly I am afraid to think of the people who do not realise that this is fake and get thier screwed in the head by stuff like that. There was this kid who came into the store and just about cleansed herself in holy water when I commented on how beautiful her celtic cross was. She was very quick to tell me that it was not a demon "thing" like people are tricked into believeing and that the Celts stole the ideas (and apparently jewlery) from the Christians. Needless to say not everyone is smart enough to catch on to hilarious websites as such.

[shes_a_timebomb]

that was funny, i might buy a few of those thongs, "show me how you speak in tounges" and Jesus watches you masturbate"