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This goes out to all the college assholes, the drunk assholes, the smart assholes, the dumb assholes, the fake assholes, the real assholes, the stoned assholes, the sober assholes, the quiet assholes, the overeager assholes, the modest assholes, the poor assholes, the rich assholes, the fat assholes, the anorexic assholes, the teacher assholes, the GSI assholes, the assholes with glasses, the assholes with contacts, the pretty assholes, the ugly-ass assholes, the political assholes, the apathetic assholes, the feminist assholes, the abusive assholes, the ticket-selling assholes, the fresh-smelling assholes, the trashy assholes, the birkenstock-wearing assholes, the ipod assholes, the Dave Matthews Band assholes, the football assholes, the baseball assholes, the golf-playing assholes, the bus-riding assholes, the proud-of-my-heritage assholes, the ass-kissing assholes, the fuck-off assholes, the grammar assholes, the assholes who are too stupid to know grammar, the know-it-all assholes, the I-don't-really-watch-TV assholes, the white assholes, the hispanic assholes, the japanese assholes, the assholes with nice teeth, the assholes who forget to brush, the bored assholes, the dictionary assholes, the oatmeal-eating assholes, the carb-watching assholes, the assholes with dumb fucking haircuts, the assholes with nice hair, the assholes who can't type, the photographygraphicdesignfashiondesign! assholes, the assholes who listen to ambient music, the led zeppelin assholes, the ones who don't know they're assholes, the proud-and-loving-it assholes, the close-to-death assholes, the questionable assholes, the almost assholes, and the certain assholes.