Why vamps would be useful
I get bitten all the time by all sorts of who-knows-what kinda bugs.... I mean ALL. THE. TIME. I can go somewhere with a group of people and I'm the only one itching 10 minutes later. And this kinda crap happens all year round!!
So, I wish vampires were real so that they could tell me what my blood tastes like. Maybe they could tell me what's in my blood and it'll give me some insight as to why bugs love me. Maybe my blood is sweet or maybe I'm part bug and I'm giving off bug pheromones??? Oh god, I hope not. The only icky creature I wanna be is a female angler fish.
Vampires would be helpful. If they are real, they better get their fangy butts over here and help me out with this.
Hmmm... the best mornings start with Muse and earl grey tea.
So, I wish vampires were real so that they could tell me what my blood tastes like. Maybe they could tell me what's in my blood and it'll give me some insight as to why bugs love me. Maybe my blood is sweet or maybe I'm part bug and I'm giving off bug pheromones??? Oh god, I hope not. The only icky creature I wanna be is a female angler fish.
Vampires would be helpful. If they are real, they better get their fangy butts over here and help me out with this.
Hmmm... the best mornings start with Muse and earl grey tea.