Don DeLillo Blogs the Election

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Tiny Silver Death Machine, Part 1: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87366

Tiny Silver Death Machine, Part 2: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/87367

Maybe only one person on my friends list will appreciate this, but I'm posting it anyway because it's hilariously dead-on.