"I don't know what we're yelling about!"
"Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!"
"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!"
"I ate a big, red candle."
"Where'd you get your suit? The toilet store?"
"I pooped a hammer."
"I ate a lava lamp once. It wasn't actually lava."
"(riding a bear) Look, I'm riding a big furry tractor."
"I love... carpet."
"I love... desk."
"I love lamp."
"I love lamp! I love lamp."
"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded."
"Brick Tamland retired from the news in the 1990s. He is now a top advisor to the Bush Administration."
" I heard somewhere their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation."
(Found through random journal searching...
dreadedreality. And I added the Bush Admin one.)