Apr 06, 2007 15:09
yesterday we isolated our own DNA.
I think I also learned how to commit the perfect murder.
you just can't leave your own DNA at the scene of the crime
also if you burn a body enough you can't get DNA samples from it
so about 6 gallons of gasoline in a half open dumpster should do it
make sure no one sees the fire. if you can, go back and hide the teeth.
maybe plant someone elses DNA at the scene of the crime.
and wa la.
or if they catch you by your DNA just claim you have an identical twin
becaus apparently twins have the exact same DNA. fascinating. that should
give you enough time to get out of the country.