OH MY GOD SO MUCH ALLAN LOVE! Thank you for featuring him so heavily in this part, he was brilliant! And the hugging! Was my favourite part. Next to Guy saying "thank you"! And pirates! I really enjoyed Marian's plan to get out of the marriage as well, except I'm worried about Philip and Lactica, that can't end well, surely?
Thank you! Allan lives on! No getting shot with arrows in MY fanfic for you, you adorable boy. And believe it or not, thanks are due to my husband for beta-reading and helping me smooth out the hugging scene, which was originally supposed to be an awkward-hot kiss, but it just wasn't working. But there's still time for that later.
except I'm worried about Philip and Lactica, that can't end well, surely? I'm sure the medieval version of the ASPCA will see to it . . . Oh, wait . . . um . . . No, don't worry, though, the only danger to Lactica is of getting very fat. No kittens were harmed during the production of this ridicfic.
Does he do a good Guy impression then? Because I'm sure that's, um, useful... You guys should figure out how to do a voice post on LJ!
Yay, hot kissing! And more kittens, yes? And Guy doing laundry? Oh, Guy distracted by kittens and/or laundry while Marian and Allan tackle him, tie him up and tickle him with the feather Allan got from the dungeons!
He does the deep voice pretty well. Our British accents are pretty terrible-hilarious. Phillip sounds a lot like Pinky of Pinky & the Brain. I told him we should do an audiobook version.
Oh, so many possibilities! Maybe I should do alternate endings like on Clue.
I don't think you need to do alternate endings, so long as you decide on a happy one. With kittens. Are you going to do a sequel, do you have your next fic already in mind? I still think PJ's PJ guards is a great idea, if you're taking suggestions... :D
I second the audiobook version suggestion! Will see if RA a RA impersonator is available.
If there is a sequel, PJ will definitely be making an appearance. I'm thinking crackfic PJ would be incredibly fun to write. And would probably be able to impregnate people with his creepy babies OVER THE INTERNETS.
I'm sure if RA was available to you, he, um, wouldn't be available for the audio book ;)
Yay, PJ! I think crackfic PJ would be a lot like crackfic Vasey - pretty much the same as the canon version, heh. And yes, me, ME, first in line for the internets impregnation! Well, you know, not really, but still, fun prospect.
Yes to PJ/Phillip buddy fic. And we definitely need Marian/PJ interaction. Possibly with snakes, what do you think?
PJ: Phillip, I am going to teach you HOW TO LIVE. Phillip: Oh! Thank you, Sire! But am I not already alive? PJ: No, no, man. I mean REALLY live. Here, try on these silk pyjamas. Phillip: Oh, yes, Sire! But why does it come in two pieces? PJ: . . . pardon? Phillip: Uh, not to worry! I shall have Mum help me into them. PJ: OMMFG Phillip: They are so very soft! And the color reminds me of a very nice Swiss cheese I once had . . . *drifts off* PJ: *snaps fingers in Phil's face* Focus, man! Now, what about the ladies? Have you ever been married? Phillip: I almost got married once, but the lady and I were in- incontrovertible. I'm afraid I had to break the poor girl's heart! PJ: I . . . see. And what about darts? Do you play? Phillip: Oh, no! Mum says I'll poke my eye out. PJ: Umm. So, how do you like my crown? Phillip: It's very shiny, isn't it? *is mesmerized* Lovely colors . . . PJ: Phillip, my boy, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
OMG GENIUS! Maybe at some point Phillip could (completely accidentally, of course) save the day (i.e. the crown), and be rewarded with a royal sleepover complete with silk pyjamas with different types of cheeses on it. And then he and PJ would have a pillowfight. Oh oh! PJ should have a pet goldfish! With a castle! And a hairstylist! (For PJ, obviously, not for the goldfish, because that'd just be ridiculous.)
I'm not sure I'd be any good at the writing bit, but I think you can count me in for the insane brainstorming. I think so far, the things that need to be in it are
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I'm thinking the line "Oh you adorable feline" will have to be used somewhere. Cuteness-overload-gasm. YES! Someone pass the home pregnancy test...
And lots of "here kitty kitty" from Phillip. Oh, maybe that's how he'd find his way to the stables and end up questioning the cows about the whereabouts of his pussy. "Excuse me, madam" and all that. "Lovely headdress!"
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except I'm worried about Philip and Lactica, that can't end well, surely?
I'm sure the medieval version of the ASPCA will see to it . . . Oh, wait . . . um . . . No, don't worry, though, the only danger to Lactica is of getting very fat. No kittens were harmed during the production of this ridicfic.
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Your husband gives good beta ;)
Wait, does that mean there is hot kissing coming up next? Yay!
Lactica will end up in the dairy version of the spaghetti cat icon, I can feel it in my bones.
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Hot kissing? For sure! Who will be kissing whom and where, that's the question.
Dairy Cat FTW.
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Yay, hot kissing! And more kittens, yes? And Guy doing laundry? Oh, Guy distracted by kittens and/or laundry while Marian and Allan tackle him, tie him up and tickle him with the feather Allan got from the dungeons!
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Oh, so many possibilities! Maybe I should do alternate endings like on Clue.
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I don't think you need to do alternate endings, so long as you decide on a happy one. With kittens. Are you going to do a sequel, do you have your next fic already in mind? I still think PJ's PJ guards is a great idea, if you're taking suggestions... :D
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Will see if RA a RA impersonator is available.
If there is a sequel, PJ will definitely be making an appearance. I'm thinking crackfic PJ would be incredibly fun to write. And would probably be able to impregnate people with his creepy babies OVER THE INTERNETS.
Ooh, PJ/Phillip buddy fic?
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Yay, PJ! I think crackfic PJ would be a lot like crackfic Vasey - pretty much the same as the canon version, heh. And yes, me, ME, first in line for the internets impregnation! Well, you know, not really, but still, fun prospect.
Yes to PJ/Phillip buddy fic. And we definitely need Marian/PJ interaction. Possibly with snakes, what do you think?
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Phillip: Oh! Thank you, Sire! But am I not already alive?
PJ: No, no, man. I mean REALLY live. Here, try on these silk pyjamas.
Phillip: Oh, yes, Sire! But why does it come in two pieces?
PJ: . . . pardon?
Phillip: Uh, not to worry! I shall have Mum help me into them.
PJ: OMMFG
Phillip: They are so very soft! And the color reminds me of a very nice Swiss cheese I once had . . . *drifts off*
PJ: *snaps fingers in Phil's face* Focus, man! Now, what about the ladies? Have you ever been married?
Phillip: I almost got married once, but the lady and I were in- incontrovertible. I'm afraid I had to break the poor girl's heart!
PJ: I . . . see. And what about darts? Do you play?
Phillip: Oh, no! Mum says I'll poke my eye out.
PJ: Umm. So, how do you like my crown?
Phillip: It's very shiny, isn't it? *is mesmerized* Lovely colors . . .
PJ: Phillip, my boy, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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I love these ideas. I'm thinking the line "Oh you adorable feline" will have to be used somewhere.
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And lots of "here kitty kitty" from Phillip. Oh, maybe that's how he'd find his way to the stables and end up questioning the cows about the whereabouts of his pussy. "Excuse me, madam" and all that. "Lovely headdress!"
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Maybe this could take place directly after WaV and Phillip goes to report to PJ on the state of affairs in Notteringham.
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