The Smith Family Legacy - Generation Fifteen - Chapter Two
Author's Note: Welcome back to the Smith Family Legacy everyone! It's time for Generation Fifteen to begin in the legacy mansion with Eli as the winner of the heir vote for Generation Fourteen.
Last time on the Smith Family Legacy...
Emmett married Marcel. They moved in together. Marcel got Emma pregnant, Emmett got Marcella pregnant. Babies were born. Very cute babies <3 Emma and Marcella mourned the breakups. They hooked up, got married, and decided to stay with the boys and their kids and Jerod (the robot, duh.)
Missed it?
Generation Fifteen
Chapter One
This is the house that Emmett lives in with Marcel, Emma, Marcella, Raeona, Antonio and Jerod (simbot).
Marcel was the sole provider. He was at the top of the stylist career, and quite sought after.
When Eli discovered that he was an uncle, he had to go check this out for himself.
Emmett: "Why hello there dear brother. Nice to have you drop by on this fine afternoon."
Eli: "So I heard you had two kids in the time you were gone! Is that BS, or is that girl really a surrogate?"
Emmett: "Yeah.. I have two kids... The sex was deplorable, but now we have two kids that make it all worth that one instance of horrifying sex."
Eli: "She was that bad? Poor girl. I bet her self esteem is irreparable after hearing you say all that."
Emmett: "Nah. She was a lesbian all along. She thought I was just as awful."
When Eli was through with the uncomfortable talk of how his niece and nephew came to be, whether it be forced sex that was noxious and unpleasant, or sex that was passionate and alluring, he didn't care. He just wanted to meet the creation that came out of all this confusing mess.
Eli: "AWW! He's so squishy and cute and SQUISHY!"
Eli: "Can I keep it?!"
No, but you can have one of your own.
Eli: "I want this one!"
Antonio: "I don't know this man..."
Antonio: "Awkward...."
Eli just had to be that creepy uncle that went around snuggling all the babies in the house...
Not only was he forcing affection, he was also forcing them to endure the smell of his toxic pits.
Raeona: "I feel dizzy..."
Eli.. When is the last time you showered?
Eli: "I'm going for a record! 5 days down, 300 more to go!"
Get your pretty butt back home and take a damn shower!
Back home...
Gia: "I'm on top of the world! WOOOOO! =D!"
Eli: "HOLY POOPSYCLES!! There is a space man on my trampoline! LE GASP!"
Eli: "I feel weird.. Must be mind control..."
Eli: "SAVE YOURSELF! The spaceman is after your sooouuull!"
Sometimes I wonder if his brother is the only one attracted to guys. Eli puts the drama in drama queen.
Eli: "It takes major mind control to pass out at will. You better respect."
Eli: "OHEMGEE! A spaceman requires a spaceship! EEEE! That's so radical!!"
*head-desk*
Casey's simfu was interrupted by a call from Emmett.
Casey: "How many times have I told you NOT to call between 10 pm and 11 pm because that's my ass kicking time! Okay.. So what did you want to talk about? I heard you had sex with a woman. Is that true? Yes.. Eli did tell me.. he also told me it was embarrassing and repulsive.. Did you warm her up first?"
Chase was still keeping in touch with Melissa Gibson every chance he got. She understood him. She was immortal too after all.
Chase: "She is the second coolest lady I know. the first is Clarissa of course."
Sophia: "Damn computer! No one ever sends ME any e-mails!"
You have to send an e-mail to receive an e-mail.
Sophia: "How am I supposed to do that when every computer in this house is shit! They are always crashing and smoking.. Sigh.."
Meanwhile.. (I'll be saying that often in this chapter.. It's always meanwhile with five sims who all have a life of their own..)
Eli realized that holding a relationship with a ghost wasn't as easy as he first anticipated. He couldn't reach her on a cell phone, so he had to show up at her place without calling ahead.
Eli: "YES! She's IS here! WOOT! YAY ME!"
Martinique: "Why wouldn't you call before showing up? I could have been in the shower or sleeping!"
Eli: "I tried. Do you know how long I've waited for you to return home?"
Martinique: "What, are you... a stalker now?"
Martinique: "Is there something in particular you wanted to talk about?"
Eli: "Well.. I know this guy.. And he was wondering..."
Eli: "Can ghosts... you know... do it?"
Martinique: "That's a really stupid question Eli.. Of course we can do it."
Eli: "Cool. I'll let him know. I told him it was none of his business, but he just needed to know. You know how guys are.. Pigs... Except for me.. I'm not like most guys."
Eli: "Anyways... So llamas. What are they about anyways?"
Eli: "Who are they trying to fool with their buck teeth and cute little tail.. We all know they are plotting something.. Something deeply sinister... I heard that they plan on attacking Twinbrook's sport stadium.. That's going to be a riot!"
Martinique: "Eli... You're not making much sense.. Are you okay? Have you been drinking?"
Eli: "Would it make you feel better if I was?"
Eli: "Actually, I've been up all night planting seeds and weeding and fertilizing and I'm just tired. When I get tired I over converse with whoever is around at that given time."
Martinique: "It's getting late, why don't we converse some other time?"
Eli: "Okay.. I'll see you tomorrow maybe?"
Martinique: "Yes.. Tomorrow.. When you aren't so sleep deprived."
Back at home...
Chase was still struggling with nectar making. The best quality that has ever come out of this new found hobby was bad..
95 % of his stock is horrifying, so I can live with bad.
Meanwhile... Eli broke his bathtub for the millionth time.. sigh...
Eli: "You know you love me."
Eli: "GASP!"
Eli: "What in the hell have I done to deserve this?! I'm a decent man trying to have a damn bath and this is how you repay me!?!?"
Eli: "Your weakness disgusts me!!"
Eli: "Never again will you see me naked!"
It doesn't seem to matter what the price of an object is in this house.. All of them end up clogging or sputtering water... I should get Casey to work on upgrading all plumbing to unbreakable, but with this many bathrooms, he will be upgrading for the remaining duration of his existence.
Casey: "Sooo.. You know how your mother and I told you when you were growing up that there were plenty of fish in the sea...? Well... We lied... This sea that represents this town is more of a pool, and the fish in the pool are disease ridden and incest is a probable possibility."
Casey: "Unless you want to marry that pole, you better get your act together."
Eli: "Why don't you just shut it and enjoy the French toast. I didn't ask for your opinion."
Casey: "Suit yourself. Don't say I didn't warn you. Pretty girls like a man that knows how to talk to them for one."
Eli: "PSH! All girls like a man that is good to them. Anyway, girls love me! So I still haven't had my first kiss.. I've been saving that for my one true love.. ♥.."
Casey: "I may be coming on in age, but I know bullshit when I see it."
Clarissa: "Look at what I made! Isn't it cute?!"
Aww.. You made that for your future great-grandchildren, didn't you?
Clarissa: "Hell no! I made Willy for me! I'm not big on sharing either."
Clarissa: "Are you two gardening again? When do you ever have time to do anything else? Your life is just passing you by!"
You sound like an infomercial for an online college degree program.
WHAT?! NO!
Clarissa: "Hmm.. This kind of feels weird.. I didn't know I was due for a birthday quite yet..."
Clarissa: "Wait... This is not the birthday sparkle...."
Clarissa: "Am I dying?"
Why must you always inappropriately smile during a time of pain or sadness?
*****FLASHBACK****
In labour with India
In labour with Melinda...
In labour with Wesley..
In labour with Reese.....
In labour with Melody.......
And of course Sophia...
Even death is smile worthy.
Don't forget smiling in fear!
*****FLASHBACK OVER*****
Clarissa: "Are you done making fun of me yet? So I like to smile. What's it to you."
It's not normal!
Chase: "CLARISSA?!"
Clarissa: "Yes honey?"
Eli: "Why does she act like everything is okay?! It only makes it worse! =*(!"
Eli: "I will never love again! NO GRANDMA! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Grim: "What the hell is she smiling at?! It's unnerving..."
Grim: "Take this one back. I don't want it."
Clarissa: "Lighten up everyone. Smile! I am!"
Grim: "Your dead lady. Stop being such a twisted #$%*."
Chase: "WAHHHHHHH!"
Eli: "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODICAN'TBREATHEWAHHOMGOMG!"
Grim: "THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!"
Grim: "STOP CRYING! And YOU! Stop smiling your creepy smile! Everyone cower in fear at my black cloud of doom! MWHAHHAAH!"
Chase: "Clarissa, kick him square in the taco!"
Grim: "That's it. Get in the #$@&'ing grave NOW."
Chase: "Who lit the fuse on your tampon!"
Clarissa: "NOOOOO I WON'T GO!"
Clarissa: "I beg of you!"
Grim: "I hate when they do this.. It doesn't change the fact that you is dead. STFU and stop whining."
Clarissa: "Hehehe. Your fly is down."
Clarissa: "If you let me live, I won't tell anyone that you are missing a vital part of the male anatomy. PLEASE!"
Clarissa: "J/K. I will totally tell everyone I know."
Grim: "Great... Now I'm never going to get a girlfriend..."
Chase: "Like you had any chance in hell with that kitty litter breath of yours!"
Grim: " Let me guess... You're a descendant of Anna..."
Chase: "Melissa Gibson thinks your a butt licker."
Grim: "What...? I thought we had a connection.. She.. led.. me.. on...?"
Eli: "SADNESS CONSUMES ME!"
Even Clarissa's thought bubble is excessively bubbly...
Chase: "There there Eli... You don't need to be so dramatic."
The next few pictures are in memory if Clarissa Smith... =*( age 108 years...
I was really hoping that she would be around to meet her great grand children...
Eli: "I'm feeling faint!"
Eli: "Someone catch me."
Eli was the type of guy to over-play every emotion. The grief from his grandmother's death had left him devastated.
Eli: "This seed is in memory of grandma."
Eli: "I will water it with my tears =(..."
Moving on.....
Marcel was hogging the attention of nearly every living citizen of Twinbrook. This must have been a glitch, because everyone was starving and exhausted.. They partied for days... I'm sure Marcel's styling talent isn't worth dying of hunger.
Marcel: "OF course it is! Haven't you ever heard the expression: 'Those shoes are to die for!'. I rest my case! Thank you fans! I love you all!"
Well I will say this.. The residents of Twinbrook need some serious fashion advice.. It may even go beyond that... *Shudders at the creep lusting over my simself*
Emmanuel: "Hohoho she's a looker!"
Plastic surgeon should have been one of the added professions.
It took switching active households to get Martinique to come over for a visit, but it was worth it...
Martinique: "I'm a hot commodity, what can I say!"
Eli: "I'm so glad to see you Martinique! I have been experiencing the worst day in the history of bad days."
Martinique: "Oh.. I'm sorry to hear that Eli.. Let me know if there is anything I can do to make you feel better."
Eli: "Well, I could use a little kiss to cheer me up..."
Eli: "Is that too much to ask for so soon?"
Martinique: "I don't want to take advantage of your obvious vulnerability, but I have been wanting to kiss you ever since you made that dramatic entrance when I first came over..."
Eli: "Okay... Here goes everything."
Eli finally had his first kiss! That must mean she's the one ;)
Eli: "I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve. You better not hurt me."
Martinique: "I could say the same thing to you.."
Eli: "Well then.. Are you ready for the most amazing massage ever?"
Martinique: "Dang."
Eli & Martinique: "HOT DIGGITY DOG! GHOSTIE!"
Apparently Seth's presence was such a turn on that it required full mouth to mouth contact.
Eli: "I don't know if you realize this, but I try really hard to impress you. I like you a lot Martinique. You're different. I have always wanted to be with someone that stood out. Someone with spunk while still having class. You are the perfect balance. You make me dizzy with admiration. You are the kind of woman I can see myself being with forever.. You can't die right? I can't handle any more death..."
Eli: "What I'm trying to say is, will you be my girlfriend?"
Martinique: "That was the sweetest speech I've ever heard. Of course."
Eli: "YAY! CATCH ME!"
Martinique: "EEK! Wow.. That was trusting. Your lucky that I have a decent reaction time."
Seth: "ROCK AND ROLL DUDES!"
Eli and Martinique were so busy getting to know one another the night before, that they lost track of time.
When Eli realized what time it was, he asked Martinique to stay the night. It was almost morning anyway.
Martinique: "I had a lot of fun Eli."
Eli: "I'll show you fun!"
.....
Gotta love the invisible head.. Nice French kissing Eli.
Eli: "Marry me Martinique. Make me the happiest man on the planet."
Martinique: =O
Eli: "So what do ya say?"
Martinique: "I say yes! YES! YESYESYESYESYES!"
Eli: "I can't wait."
Eli's bedroom just screamed 'bachelor', so in celebration of their engagement, I went ahead and gave it that little feminine touch that would ensure his ability to ever procreate.
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Everything you see here is from the EA store :) No more CC furniture..
I can no longer risk the instability that I have been cursed with.
Eli: "Someone better order the chips and dip. I'll take care of the refreshments. We have a wedding party to throw!"
Martinique: "Make sure you invite your grandpa! I like that guy!"
Eli: "Parrtayyy! Pop included!"
Martinique: "Because your pop is mine! Or.. My pop is yours.. whatever..."
Downtown...
Fireworks lit up the sky as Twinbrook celebrated Canada Day (or the 4th of July for those Americans reading this! ;)
Chase: "WOW! Did you see the happy face? AMAZING! Clarissa would have loved that one!"
Sophia: "What if one of those fireworks lands over here?! I can't take it if that happens!"
Sophia: D=
Chase: "Come on Soph! The fireworks are in the sky, not on the ground. There is a 0% chance of it hitting you."
Eli: "CHECK IT OUT!"
Eli: "They are holding a firework ceremony for our wedding!"
Eli: "How romantic!"
Without wasting any more time, Martinique and Eli said their vows beneath the gazebo that overlooked the bay.
It was really quite something...
The guests watched on quietly, while Eli didn't acknowledge anyone but his bride to be.
Aww...
EEEEWW! CUTE MOMENT RUINED!
What the hell is wrong with this town's water!?
Casey: "Hot chick at three o'clock. Hubba hubba."
Sophia: "Staring at my chest is not going to bring you any luck in the bedroom."
Emmett: "Grandpa looks sad.. I wish I could do something to cheer him up.."
Martinique got married wearing a dress that made her look like a stripper, while Sophia broke all the rules by wearing a wedding dress to a wedding that was not her own.
Sophia: "I'm a regular rebel! YES! ANARCHY!"
In a rush to consummate his vows to Martinique, Eli ran straight into Chase.. or through him..
Eli: "I've been dreaming about this moment for what seems like forever. I'm so glad ghosts can do it."
Martinique: "Me too!"
Eli: "Bowwowchickabowwow!"
Martinique: "Chickabowwowchickabowwow!"
Eli: "Must..Run..off..excitement...!!!!!"
Chase: "HOLY HEAVEN FARTS! This is the most amazing food I have ever had the pleasure of hacking up!"
Martinique: "Thank you. I do try."
Chase: "I like you. You are my new favourite."
Eli: "Thanks grandpa. I'm glad I'm that easily replaceable. Good to know you like my wife though."
Chase: "If you weren't already married to her, I would have married her myself."
Casey: "I could have made this =(..."
Your cooking isn't even in the same category..
Casey: "I would have all the time in the world to be that good too if I was already dead!"
Eli: "You can't have everything dad. You have the beauty, and you're not a bad cook, but Martinique totally kicks your ass in the kitchen."
Eli: "Not literally of course. You better not threaten your simfu on my woman."
Eli: "My hair is red? COOL!"
*head desk*
Eli: "I bet none of you are talented enough to do this! HAH!"
Eli: 1
Everyone else: 0
Martinique: "I hope I cooked that salmon thoroughly.. I'm starting to feel a little queasy.."
Martinique: "I don't think this feeling is going to pass..."
Eli: "Zzzz.. Potted daisy...Zzzz.."
Martinique: "BLURRRGHOSTIEVOMITBLURRRRR!"
Chase: "If I've heard one pregnant lady vomit, I've heard a thousand. She is knocked up! I hope this doesn't affect her cooking...."
For living 115 years, Chase's cooking skill is no where near where it should be. He has relied on everyone else for so long that he can't even make his own pancakes without burning down the house.
Chase: "Can anyone in this house play stairway to heaven like I can? I think not."
Chase: "Melissa hasn't responded to my last e-mail yet, but I thought I'd send along a picture of Antonio and Raeona anyways. I'm sure she would love to see them."
Chase really needed to get his mind off of the death of Clarissa, so he took a walk around town.
On his way home, he decided to stop in for a quick visit to see Emmett and Marcel along with those adorable great-grand-babies.
Chase: "Gay men really pay attention to detail. Look at this door! It must have cost them a fortune!"
Emmett: "Why yes, yes it did! Thank you for noticing gramps!"
Chase: "I came here to see my first great grandkids. Let me at them!"
Emmett: "No need for small talk.. Come in.. The children have been dying to see you..."
Chase really enjoyed the fact that he was finally great at something, even if it was just the word great, he was happy.
Chase: "He looks just like his daddy."
Emmett: "Does he now..? How do you know which one I conceived and which one my clone gave birth to? I can't even tell. It's been a big confusing mess here..."
Chase: "Listen here young man, and listen well!"
Emmett: "WHAT?"
Chase: "What's confusing is waking up every morning with the expectation of seeing the woman that I love asleep in the bed next to me, only to be stricken with extreme sadness at the heart-shattering reality slapping me across the face. That's right! The woman I fell in love with is 6 feet under! Now THAT is confusing!"
Emmett: "I'm really sorry Gramps.. We all miss grandma around here... I feel so horrible that she didn't even get a chance to meet Antonio and Raeona.."
Chase: "Damn that Grim! He's such a life sucking good for nothing douche bag!"
Chase: "And YOU are next."
Emmett: "What?! That's just crazy talk gramps! I'm only 23! I'm not going to be next.. Mom or dad is next!"
Emmett: "Stop the pointing! I'm not dying!"
Chase: "YOU!"
Strangely Emmett enjoyed this confrontational situation..
Emmett: "I like your enthusiasm ++."
Back at home....
Martinique: "BARRFUURGGOAATSHITURGGLEEE!"
Martinique: "I'm so sick of being tired and nauseous! What's wrong with me?"
I have an idea, but I know it's only a matter of seconds before you discover it for yourself.
Martinique: "I'm already dead, so I can't be dying...."
Martinique: "Oh.. Hehehe.. Silly me.. What an easy explanation.."
Easy enough, but you will forget the signs the next time you get pregnant...
And that's where I will leave you for now... Martinique has her first confirmed pregnancy! Will it be a ghost like it's mother, or living like it's father? You'll have to tune in next time to see ;)
I hope you enjoyed this chapter guys! Have a great long weekend! Happy Canada day Canadians! :)
I'll be working on the next chapter straight away. Not sure when it will be out, but know that it's in progress. Life has a funny way of coming between me and writing.. I'm sure most of you understand. Your parents prevent you from being on the computer so long, just as my Susan does..
Thanks for all the comments and support!