Could talk about 1st day back... but instead, a quiz
[x] i have walked into a glass/screen door.
[ ] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[ ] i have choked on my own spit.
[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.
[x ] i have accidently caught something on fire. (and set my homework on fire in L4.. the history one. I was trying to make it look old and battered. It looked like ash.)
[ ] ive told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[ ] ive caught myself drooling.
[ ] ive accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.
[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out. (lol all the time)
[ ] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[ ] i just tried to lick my elbow. (not just now, no. I did when I first heard that.)
[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[ ] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math. (it's not the maths that confuses me, it's the arithmatic so there)
[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle. (slowly moving cars etc)
[x] i ate a bug for $5 or less. (when I was tiny I ate them for free)
[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important. (duh)
[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.
[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.
[ ] ive ran around naked when i was drunk.
[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk.
[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.(who hasn't!)
[x] i accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.
[ ] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at. haha
[x] i move my head to the side when im confused.
[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.
[x] ive fallen out of my chair before. (esp in honey smile if you love me)
[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture
add your score up and times it by 3
I'm 45% retarded!
[ ] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[ ] i have choked on my own spit.
[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.
[x ] i have accidently caught something on fire. (and set my homework on fire in L4.. the history one. I was trying to make it look old and battered. It looked like ash.)
[ ] ive told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[ ] ive caught myself drooling.
[ ] ive accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.
[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out. (lol all the time)
[ ] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[ ] i just tried to lick my elbow. (not just now, no. I did when I first heard that.)
[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[ ] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math. (it's not the maths that confuses me, it's the arithmatic so there)
[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle. (slowly moving cars etc)
[x] i ate a bug for $5 or less. (when I was tiny I ate them for free)
[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important. (duh)
[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.
[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.
[ ] ive ran around naked when i was drunk.
[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk.
[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.(who hasn't!)
[x] i accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.
[ ] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at. haha
[x] i move my head to the side when im confused.
[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.
[x] ive fallen out of my chair before. (esp in honey smile if you love me)
[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture
add your score up and times it by 3
I'm 45% retarded!