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[godbent]

[Hi whale.

I am a 5'2 teenager and what is this.

Oh well let's get to exploring it...!]

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[slaying]

Do I know you?

[STARING.]

[godbent]

[Hello blonde woman the same height as me. I am looking at you like you are a single-celled organism or something]

Are you stupid? Of course you do.

[slaying]

[Eyes narrowing.]

Did we both go to the same high school or something? 'Cause, gee--sorry if my memory's a little leaky but I was totally distracted through most of the tenth grade. And the eleventh. Yeah, better lump twelve in there too.

[godbent]

That's a lame joke, even for you.

[Oh, oh so flatly]

[slaying]

It's not a joke. But...if it was? It so wouldn't be a lame one.

[godbent]

Did you loose some more braincells, or are you not the one from Luceti?

[slaying]

Oh! Luceti. I get it--that must be where I recognize you from.

[godbent]

Duh. How could I have gone to high school with you; I'm only eighteen! Idiot.

[slaying]

I just figured you had the secret to aging gracefully? God, I don't know. But you're really starting to remind me of this ki--oh my God.

[ ze penny has dropped ]

[godbent]

What adult looks like this? Unless they're some sort of ultra-cougar or something.

[slaying]

A lot of my classmates got vamped. Sunnydale alumni have this really terrifying ability to stay young, forever. Well--until their reunion with me.

[...ogling.] Do you know you're a girl?

[godbent]

Of course I know I'm a girl. [Idiot idiot idot]

[slaying]

You, uhm, didn't used to be.

[godbent]

[What] I've always been a girl except for some experiments; don't be stupid.

[slaying]

Haruki, I know what I know--okay? And I know that you were totally a guy last we spoke.

[godbent]

I'm not that Haruki guy! [That was shouted much more forcefully than intended] I'm Haruhi!